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Title: Einstein's Definition of Insanity
Fandom: Looper
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,208
Characters/Pairings: Sara/Joe, Cid
Notes: A Yuletide 2012 gift for sevenfoxes. Betaed by Jessica and Thursdaynext.
Summary: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

And the old man just stared, shaking his head in denial, in confusion. "You stupid motherfucker, it's all fog," he said, looked back at Sara, sagged his shoulders and wasn't there.
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Title: The Bad Night
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,973
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Summary: They trained Clint for missions that went bad. Adaptation, evasion, escape. They just never taught him how to live when innocent people had died. That was more Natasha's specialty.

She never showed remorse—she acted like it was just like someone's grandmother dying. Sad, but what were you going to do? But he always felt like his knuckles stung after he brought up her past. Maybe it was just him. )
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Title: Names Are For Lovers, Aliases Are For Us
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,482
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Summary: When they first met, she was Natalie and he was Hector. Then Hawkeye and the Black Widow got to know each other.

I work for bad men, but not that bad. )
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Title: You're just another entry in the ledger, but you get the most ink
Fandom: Avengers movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,804
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Summary: Clint doesn’t know when Natasha started watching him sleep. But it's nice to know he won't get up and kill anyone in the middle of the night.

Natasha didn't touch him. She didn't take his hand in a clandestine moment or clap his shoulder or say anything, really. They weren't that kind of people. By standing in the room she was there for him. There was no need to repeat herself. )
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Title: Pride & Professor X
Fandom: X-Men/Jane Austen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,861
Characters/Pairings: Charles/Erik
Summary: When a wealthy new neighbor moves in near their estate, will one of Charles and Erik's sons finally find a wife, solving their financial difficulties? Or will Professor X be a jerk?

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a mutant power must be in want of a husband. )
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So this is what I wrote for Yuletide.

Title: ZIG, ZAG, And Being Caught In Between
Fandom: Pushing Daisies
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,945
Characters/Pairings: Ned, Chuck, Emerson Cod, the Narrator, the Narrator’s Nephew, and a Coroner
Summary: A tale of contravening contraceptives, halved husbands, and other family planning.

You know the drill. You’ve got a body, I’ve got a twenty, we’ll let economics take care of the rest. )
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Title: Quorra Sees A Penis
Fandom: Tron
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,885
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Quorra
Summary: When Sam realizes Quorra's never seen the ocean, he decides to take her on a boat trip. He didn't count on Quorra wearing a bikini.

'Why do people drink beer?' 'It makes ordinary women look like you.' )

Speaking of Tron porn (I wasn't, but pretend I was), I reviewed the Tron porno, Pron. Your move, reader.
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Note: Movie!Gail is on the right because Phillips isn't going to kiss him

Title: Three to tango
Author: [ profile] seriousfic
Fandom: Captain America: The First Avenger
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,646
Notes: Written for a prompt at the Cap Kink Meme. Minor spoilers for the Captain America movie.
Characters/Pairings: Steve Rogers/Gail Richards/Peggy Carter
Summary: Peggy decides that before Steve takes her dancing, he might need some lessons.

Both of—you, the two of you… You're going to slap me when I tell you what I think you mean by that. )
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So tumblr user thecapedraccoon wrote an AU of Scott and Barda as foster kids, and when I saw the pitch, I couldn't help writing a story go with it. Her post is here, but I cover a lot of the details in the story. Enjoy.

Read more... )
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Title: Some roads only go one way
Fandom: Cowboys & Aliens
Rating: R
Word Count: 4,179
Characters/Pairings: Jake/Ella
Summary: Jake Lonergan can't forget what he doesn't remember.

You still have her picture. I've seen you make sure you have it each morning before we leave. But you never look at it. )
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Ah, what better way to celebrate America's independence than by writing a story about a British sci-fi show?


Title: The Celebrity Exemption
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,031
Characters/Pairings: Amy/Rory, the Doctor, Vastra/Jenny
Summary: For two thousand years, the Last Centurion stood watch over the Pandorica. Nothing could deter him from his self-imposed duty. Nothing could tempt him away from his lost love. And then Charmed premiered.

Doctor, pay close attention to the words coming out of my mouth. Rory shagged Alyssa Milano. )
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Title: In place of friends and relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun
Fandom: Fringe
Rating: PG
Word Count: 976
Characters/Pairings: Lincoln/Altlivia
Spoilers: 3x18 Bloodline
Summary: Lincoln Lee thinks men shouldn't be held responsible for things they say during hostage situations. Or kidnappings. Or pregnancies.

I meant that platonically, in a surrogate family, workplace-appropriate, Batman/Robin sort of way… I'm an enlightened male, I wear nice clothes, I go to spas, I can be emotionally open. )
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Title: Only a sin if you enjoy it
Fandom: X-Men
Rating: R
Word Count: 5,790
Characters/Pairings: Emma Frost, Scott Summers, Jean Grey
Author's note: This fic is set in an AU of the Dark Phoenix Saga
Summary: Emma and Scott's first date.

“It’s simple,” Emma said, hands folded in front of her like she was the picture of rationality, “if you want Jean back, I want something in return. Scott, to be exact.” )


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