seriousfic: (Secret of the Kells)
Title: Avengers: Earth’s Muppetest Heroes
Fandom: The Avengers/The Muppets
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,352
Characters/Pairings: The Muppets, the Avengers
Summary: When the Muppets base their next movie on the Avengers’ adventures, Earth’s mightiest heroes find themselves taking on Earth’s feltiest puppets for a ride-along, leading to hijinx, shenanigans, and the worst episode of The Dating Game since Rodney James Alcala.

“I’m sure you won’t. Now, if you could all sign the standard Marvel Movie contract. It’s a lot like your old Rich and Famous contract, but without the ‘Rich’ part. You’ll also need to make cameos in some other movies. Guardians of the Galaxy, Captain America 2, the all-female remake of Free Willy, and of course, Saw 9: Saw ’N Sniff.”
seriousfic: (Secret of the Kells)

Emma and Regina don't have sex in it, so I can't think of a comm to post it to.
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Title: Bound To The Rock, An Eagle Eating Your Liver
Fandom: Prometheus
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,518
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Shaw, Meredith Vickers, David 8
Summary: Now that her father's dead, Meredith Vickers owns Weyland Industries, the Prometheus expedition, David 8, and Elizabeth Shaw's contract. And if they've gotten an Engineer starship working, then it's taking them home.

"Is anyone left? I need help. Respond."

Shaw looked heavenward, as if the voice could be coming from there. A moment ago she'd been alone, grateful for even the company of David, and now here was another human voice. It seemed miraculous until she registered it.

"Vickers?" she called through the intercom.

"I'm running out of air," the woman answered.
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Title: Heart-Shaped Stone
Fandom: James Bond
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,124
Characters/Pairings: Eve, James Bond, M, Gareth Mallory, Q.
Notes: This story was betaed by Gran Sigma and Goodlyrottenapple.
Summary: Eve is going to be the first female 00.

After piloting a helicopter in Afghanistan and three years working homicide in London, MI6 picked her up. Eve took the job barely knowing why. She was fine working homicide; good at it. But hell, being a spy. You only live once, right?
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Title: Good People of Gotham
Fandom: The Dark Knight Rises
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,584
Characters: Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake
Warnings: Sexual violence
Summary: A city decides to fight.

No more waiting. 1650 AM, tonight at 11. Pass the word along. )
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Title: Stupid Happy Endings
Fandom: Cabin in the Woods
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,096
Characters/Pairings: Giant evil gods.
Summary: The Apocalypse ain't what it used to be.

Most people think the world's going to end someday. Few people realize that the world already has ended. Like, a lot. )
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So this is what I wrote for Yuletide.

Title: ZIG, ZAG, And Being Caught In Between
Fandom: Pushing Daisies
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,945
Characters/Pairings: Ned, Chuck, Emerson Cod, the Narrator, the Narrator’s Nephew, and a Coroner
Summary: A tale of contravening contraceptives, halved husbands, and other family planning.

You know the drill. You’ve got a body, I’ve got a twenty, we’ll let economics take care of the rest. )
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Title: Whatever Happened To Donna Noble?
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,204
Characters/Pairings: Donna Noble, The Doctor
Summary: Journey's End AU. The Doctor's left behind many people. It's who he comes back to that's more important.

So you'll find someone else and bring her back here too and we'll see each other. And I'll pretend I don't envy her and she'll pretend she doesn’t worry about becoming me. )
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Title: A Boy And His Dog
Fandom: Captain America: The First Avenger
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,441
Summary: When he was thirteen, Bucky's dog had puppies. She was a purebred and Bucky's mom could get good prices for them, but Bucky insisted Steve get one.

Mrs. Barnes took care of Anthony when Steve went to boot camp. She didn't love the big galoot, always dashing through the tiny apartment, tongue wagging whenever she mentioned food. )
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Title: They'll give you a statue when you're done
Fandom: Avengers movieverse
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,052
Characters/Pairings: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark
Summary: If it weren't for Yinsen, Tony Stark wouldn't have been Iron Man. If it weren't for Erskine, Steve Rogers wouldn't have been Captain America.

I know what it's like. You take a man who's so wise and with all that wisdom, he ends up making you his life's work. It's a lot to live up to. I'm glad you're not letting it go. )
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I was reading about the DC reboot the other day and how the new line-up was supposed to be more diverse, so I thought 'what if they weren't laughing when they said that?' And now we have a story about a genderqueer Green Lantern.

As for Scott Free and Big Barda, what story isn't better for having them randomly show up?

Title: Who you are without the ring
Fandom: Green Lantern
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,894
Author’s notes: Betaed by Gran Sigma
Summary: Kirk Kelly is the man's man of the Green Lantern Corps, always first into battle, never resting until the fight is done. His secret identity is Kelly Kirkpatrick. She's a sixteen-year-old girl.

I was back on Earth and there was this whole new universe for me and I thought… why can't I look like who I am inside? Who I want to be. )
seriousfic: (www.Oracle.AAAAAAANGST)
Title: Dangerous (the What Have You Done remix)
Fandom: Batman Nolanverse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,425
Characters/Pairings: Tim, Batman
Author’s notes: Written for Tyleet as part of that remix thing. The original is here. This story was betaed by Kernezelda and Gran Sigma, who I thank profoundly. It also owes something of a debt to D. Benway's In The Blood, which I had best acknowledge here instead of in the comments.
Summary: The son of Batman and the Joker has been psychologically tested since childhood. It doesn't work.

Tim cried like a much younger boy and no matter how his mother soothed him, he couldn't stop the wracking sobs from spinning his tiny body on the floor. She grew fearful, as if it were her responsibility to deal with precisely this and now it was here and she could do nothing. )
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Don't take this too seriously, I'm not really bitter. I would've been happy if The Social Network had won.

But The King's Speech? Really? Really?

Title: Inception 2: Taking it to the Oscars
Fandom: Inception RPF
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,112
Characters/Pairings: Some JGL/Tom, I guess?
Summary: When the Inception Cool Kids Club hears that The King's Speech is going to win Best Picture, they know there's only one thing to do: Inception the fuck out of Steven Spielberg.

We're not Tom Hanks. We can't just take Oscars. )
seriousfic: (Barda is not the world's best cook)
Title: Sex pollen is not a toy
Fandom: Justice League
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,425
Characters/Pairings: Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Wonder Woman, Power Girl, Miss Martian
Summary: When Booster and Beetle are infected with sex pollen, are there sexy results? Look at the rating. What do you think?

M'gann couldn't take even the glint of the Bat-glare. 'It's Booster Gold and Blue Beetle! I just wanted them to be happy! I'm sorry! I'll never do it again! Please don't send me to Roswell to be dissected, or part of a crappy teen drama!' )
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Title: What Remains
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,588
Spoilers: Takes place after The Great Game.
Characters/Pairings: Harriet Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Summary: It's the job of brothers and sisters to pick up the pieces.

There were two ways Harriet knew to sober up. One was to chug a gallon of water, something to do with blood alcohol levels, John would know more. And the second was to get a phone call in the middle of a pub crawl telling you your big brother had been blown to kingdom come. )
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Title: Transformative Works 101
Fandom: Community
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,253
Characters/Pairings: Gen. Mostly.
Summary: Trust Abed to come up with another outlandishly warped view of reality.

What makes you think we're in a fanfic, Abed? )
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Title: Sexual assault by way of illicit hotness
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,843
Characters/Pairings: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Bobby, Rufus
Spoilers: For 6x02 – Two And A Half Men
Summary: It would be a lot easier to hunt a shifter for using his power to get laid if Dean would agree that it's wrong to use shapeshifting to get laid.

We can't just say he's raping women. He's not a lacrosse player at Duke. )
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Dear internet, before you link Metafandom to an angry post about me, know that if I had friends, a lot of them would be black.

Title: The Case of the Modified Manuscript
Fandom: Sherlock BBS
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,474
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock, John
Summary: What could make John change his story?

That night, John woke up to see Sherlock standing at the foot of his bed. He threw his alarm clock at Sherlock before realizing who it was. That was his story and he was sticking to it. )


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