seriousfic

Title: Avengers: Earth’s Muppetest Heroes
Fandom: The Avengers/The Muppets
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,352
Characters/Pairings: The Muppets, the Avengers
Summary: When the Muppets base their next movie on the Avengers’ adventures, Earth’s mightiest heroes find themselves taking on Earth’s feltiest puppets for a ride-along, leading to hijinx, shenanigans, and the worst episode of The Dating Game since Rodney James Alcala.

“I’m sure you won’t. Now, if you could all sign the standard Marvel Movie contract. It’s a lot like your old Rich and Famous contract, but without the ‘Rich’ part. You’ll also need to make cameos in some other movies. Guardians of the Galaxy, Captain America 2, the all-female remake of Free Willy, and of course, Saw 9: Saw ’N Sniff.”

Title: The Bad Night
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,973
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Summary: They trained Clint for missions that went bad. Adaptation, evasion, escape. They just never taught him how to live when innocent people had died. That was more Natasha's specialty.

( She never showed remorse—she acted like it was just like someone's grandmother dying. Sad, but what were you going to do? But he always felt like his knuckles stung after he brought up her past. Maybe it was just him. )

Title: Childish Things
Fandom: Avengers movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 628
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Natasha (or not)
Summary: If only she could just kiss him and he'd wake up.

( She couldn't manipulate him, so she didn't try. They were an even match, so they didn't worry about a fight. And they'd seen each other at their worst, so they didn't have to pretend. )

Title: From Russia With Love (And A Catsuit)
Fandom: Iron Man
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,032
Characters/Pairings: Natasha/Pepper, Tony Stark
Author's notes: Takes place after Iron Man 2. Written as part of help_pakistan for yetanothermask, who asked for and will get Jerkass Tony, Natasha/Pepper, and action. Action/adventure. There's an action.
Summary: What Pepper's diary will look like tomorrow: "Dear diary, today I lost my job, was kidnapped by Blackwater, and kissed a girl. I liked it."

( It was all Gabourey Sidibe's fault. If you asked Tony. If you asked Pepper, it was Tony's fault for being a patronizing ass who was way too smug for a man who hadn't done his own laundry in seventeen years. And that was only one time because he was sure he'd invented a much better form of soap suds. )