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Title: Pride & Professor X
Fandom: X-Men/Jane Austen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,861
Characters/Pairings: Charles/Erik
Summary: When a wealthy new neighbor moves in near their estate, will one of Charles and Erik's sons finally find a wife, solving their financial difficulties? Or will Professor X be a jerk?

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a mutant power must be in want of a husband. )
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Title: Only a sin if you enjoy it
Fandom: X-Men
Rating: R
Word Count: 5,790
Characters/Pairings: Emma Frost, Scott Summers, Jean Grey
Author's note: This fic is set in an AU of the Dark Phoenix Saga
Summary: Emma and Scott's first date.

“It’s simple,” Emma said, hands folded in front of her like she was the picture of rationality, “if you want Jean back, I want something in return. Scott, to be exact.” )
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No, this post has nothing to do with kissing Tony Stark, stop asking.

So watching Band of Brothers on Blu-Ray (Father's Day gift. Yes, I'm awesome) with my dad while eating pepperoni rolls -- probably the most patriotic thing I've ever done short of the time I punched bin Laden, which I really can't talk about -- I'm getting all kinds of Captain America plot bunnies... which mostly revolve around the revised origin of Cap as a propaganda figure/USO entertainer. I wanna write Steve giving out Purple Hearts and buying hats for women who got their heads shaved because they slept with Nazis. I just really want Chris Evans to "get" Steve so I don't have to scrap my ideas into 616.

And while we're at it, I really want January Jones to pull off Emma Frost. I mean, that looked like a good trade at first... woman who stars in critically-acclaimed TV show for woman who was in a lame rom-com... but now people who actually watched the show are crying foul. And what's worse is that we still have no idea how the character's conceived. Is she going to be a villainess, a hero, someone who goes bad or good, what? There's a lot of ways you could play the character while technically being faithful to canon, I just hope they find a way to capture Emma's intricacies and that Jones doesn't turn her into Lame Pouty Henchwoman In White. Like, wouldn't it suck if she did a great job, but her entire character was "take orders from Sebastian Shaw, get killed in final fight"? But it's not like they would take an A-list X-Man and completely fail at the character, right?

We're boned.
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Title: Tea time (The Middle of the Story Remix)
Fandom: X-Men: First Class/Avengers
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,609
Characters/Pairings: Wanda Maximoff, Jean Grey, Ororo Munroe, and Lorna Dane
Author’s notes: Written for Remix Redux. [ profile] likeadeuce betaed this. Based on Tea Time by [ profile] isilweth.
Summary: Before, she was a hero, then a monster. Soon, she'll be in Wundagore, an ordinary person. For now, she's adrift.

Despite it being the dead of night, despite Avengers Mansion being condemned and deserted, despite herself, Wanda couldn't meditate. She opened her eyes. She could just barely remember the Avengers Mansion as it had been, in those years when they were all so young and invincible. )
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This is probably the most perverted thing I’ve ever written. I say that after having written the fanfic where Megan Fox has a cock and ejaculates on Amanda Seyfried. Aren’t you glad you friended me?

Title: Rode Hard And Put Away Wet
Fandom: X-Men
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,114
Characters/Pairings: Emma Frost/Firestar
Summary: Emma and Firestar horse around. But whenever Firestar “gets a sugar cube,” Emma telepathically kills a horse*. Dilemma. Based on this canon, which totally makes it alright.

*Not really.

Angel, Angel, Angel. The years have been unkind. I remember when you were a bright and attentive student, eager to please, good with your tongue. And now look at you. Spoiled, bratty, and not at all fun. I fear I will have to be more strict with my lesson than either of us would enjoy. )
seriousfic: (Emma "fucking" Frost)
Title: On Top
Fandom: X-Men
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,572
Characters/Pairings: Emma Frost/Kitty Pryde
Summary: Kitty's been seduced before, and she's not letting that happen again. This time she's in charge.

Never let it be said that your Auntie Emma isn’t as good a learner as she is a teacher. What do you intend to do with that, Katherine? Get a little blood under your nails? You’ve been spending too much time with Logan. )
seriousfic: (Emma "fucking" Frost)
Title: Respect
Fandom: Marvel/DC crossover
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,932
Characters/Pairings: Emma Frost/Power Girl
Summary: It’s yet another multidimensional brawl. Emma is tasked with keeping Power Girl occupied. Scott is not specific as to how. Written for the Marvel Kink Meme.

We won’t do anything you don’t want me to do. But keep in mind, I know exactly what you want me to do to you, even if you don’t. The conscious mind is such a bitch, honestly. And it thought up that costume as well. Buccaneer boots, darling? Really? )
seriousfic: (Emma "fucking" Frost)
Title: Tutoring
Fandom: X-Men
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 857
Characters/Pairings: Emma/Stepford Cuckoos
Summary: Written for the Marvel kink meme – Prompt: Emma + Cuckoos: Schoolgirl fantasy + worship. Emma in control, naturally.

Phoebe, it’s sex. If you don’t take what you want, how are you ever going to get it? )
seriousfic: (Emma "fucking" Frost)
Title: Collision
Fandom: X-Men
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,111
Author’s Note: Written for porn battle, prompt: collision
Characters/Pairings: Emma/Jean
Summary: The dildo’s in both of them, thick and almost too hard, but neither of them will show it. They just let it fuck between them like they’re fighting instead of having sex.

Read more... )
seriousfic: (Emma "fucking" Frost)
Title: Separate Us From Animals
Fandom: X-Men movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,025
Characters/Pairings: Logan, Victor Creed, Scott Summers, Emma Frost
Author’s Note: Set between X2 and X-Men: The Last Stand
Summary: Rogue remembers the last time the X-Men were a family: Jean Gray’s funeral.

Maybe I don’t want it to go away. Some things should leave scars. That’s not being civilized. That’s being alive. )
seriousfic: (Emma "fucking" Frost)
Title: Five Sleeping Arrangements
Fandom: X-Men (comicverse)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,534
Acknowledgments: Betaed by [ profile] prozacpark
Characters/Pairings: Jean/Scott/Emma
Summary: Scott’s sure they can all live together, if they just give it time. Emma isn't so certain.

I think, if this is going to work, we should all sleep under one roof. )
seriousfic: (Emma "fucking" Frost)
Title: Sit Down Together
Fandom: X-Men
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 847
Characters/Pairings: Jean/Emma/Scott
Summary: When Scott’s away, Emma and Jean can admit they’re in love… just not very loudly.

Emma doesn’t want it to end, this nice little oasis in their relationship. No Magneto, no Madeline Pryor, no Phoenix or Hellfire Club or Breakworld… just them. )

I was talking over OT3s with [ profile] prozacpark and we decided that while, out of Peter/Felicia/MJ, Felicia and Mary-Jane were more friends with benefits than out-and-out lovers... Jean and Emma really would love each other. It wouldn't be as girly as a Felicia/MJ friendship, and it would be understated in comparison with Scott/Jean's snuggly meant-to-be and Emma/Scott's sexy sexiness, but it would be very intimate and comfortable. Emma would just sit down next to Jean and happen to have popcorn with her, while Felicia and MJ would be very buddy-buddy without Peter to compete for: "I'm making Pizza Bites, you want any?" "Oooh, Independence Day is on! Wanna watch?"
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An okay episode. The X-Men inventing the collar to help unstable mutants is a good twist on canon, but they didn't go anywhere with it. And Wolverine going alone to get it back when it could clearly have major consequences to not recover it makes him look like a bit of an ass. Especially during the whole fight with Gambit.

Gambit: I won't tell you where the collar is.

Emma: Yes you will. Then you'll dance. For my enjoyment.

Gambit: (mind-controll'd) Yes, mistress...

But onto the whole-sale mockery!

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Stormtroopers: Hold it! Shoes can’t conduct that much heat!

Read more... )
seriousfic: (Emma "fucking" Frost)
Title: Diamond In The Garden
Author: [ profile] seriousfic
Fandom: X-Men/Batman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,274
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Prompt: Diamonds
Characters/Pairing: Emma Frost and Poison Ivy, implied Scott/Emma and Harley/Ivy
Summary: Emma Frost doesn’t believe in karma. Why else would things like ecoterrorist kidnappings only happen to her after she’d given up her wicked ways?

Emma Frost, your conglomerate has cut down hundreds of acres of rain forest. Today, you pay for your crime. )

Okay, swear to God I'm done spamming Emma-fic.


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