seriousfic

Look, Marvel, if you write Peter Parker as a creeper, I'm going to write fics where he's a caring human being. Cause and effect, baby.

Title: Don’t look at my face (unless you want to see my eyes)
Fandom: Spider-Man
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,033
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Felicia
Author’s notes: Written for prozacpark’s birthday, since I herd u liek Peter/Felicia. (Helen, if your feedback doesn’t begin “fuck yeah Peter/Felicia!”, I’ll be extremely disappointed.) This takes place back when Peter and Felicia were first dating, in Spectacular Spider-Man volume one.
Summary: There’s the morning after, and then there’s the morning after-and-oh-yeah-she-ripped-off-my-secret-identity-protecting-mask-during-our-incredibly-hot-spontaneous-sex.

( Peter didn’t wake up in his own bed on October 3rd. He knew this because, firstly, it was actually soft, and second, because there were arms twined over his chest. They were also soft. )

Title: It’s The Fight That Counts
Fandom: Spider-Man comics
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,942
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Felicia Hardy, a number of surprise guests
Summary: Mary-Jane just found the perfect birthday present for Peter. The only problem is, Felicia did too.

( You did not just compare my feelings for Spider to *Twilight*, hooker. )

So, it's done and betaed. My definitive critique of Brand New Day/fix-it fic/darkfic/straight-up shippiness. The one good story I could see being built from One More Day. Bon appetit.

Title: I Remember I Told You ‘I Love You’ (but it might’ve just been a dream)
Fandom: Spider-Man BND
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,186
Next Part: Chapter 2
Author’s Note: Betaed by lurkslikefox.
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Felicia, Heroes for Hire, references to Peter/MJ
Summary: When Peter took Mephisto’s deal, it was only because he knew he would find Mary-Jane again. He never thought he’d find Felicia Hardy first.

Next Part: Chapter 2

Title: I Won't Always Be There When There's A Giant Robot
Fandom: Spider-Man TAS
Rating: PG
Word Count: 595
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Felicia
Timeline: Follows close on the heels of 102, The Spider Slayer.
Summary: If Felicia would just give Peter a moment to explain why he didn't personally save her while that giant robot was on a rampage, he could clear this misunderstanding right up.

( Read more... )

Hey, remember when I said there needed to be fic where Felicia molested the hell out of Peter?

So... yeah.

Title: Jinxed
Fandom: Spectacular Spider-Man
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Felicia
Word Count: 4,753
Timeline: Sequel to Aiding and Abetting, following the first season finale of Spectacular Spider-Man. Followed by I Pass You Around Like A Party Favor.
Summary: Peter isn’t going into a relationship half-cocked (no pun intended).

( Then he looked into venereal diseases. Googling that was a bad idea. He got some pictures of genital warts that made him sure he would never get an erection again. Of course, five minutes later the image of Felicia’s nude body swam back into his head and he was off to the races. )

It all plays into my kink of having the woman take charge. Does that make me a great feminist, or the greatest feminist? I'll let history be the judge.

Title: The Queer Case of Spider-Man and Tony Stark’s Family Jewels
Fandom: Spectacular Spider-Man/Iron Man movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Any permutation of Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, and Felicia Hardy that you can name. Except that one.
Word Count: 4,972
Timeline: During the symbiote arc of Spectacular Spider-Man and post-movie Iron Man. Sequel to Don’t Steal My Heart (Take The Diamonds Instead).
Acknowledgments: Beta by htbthomas
Summary: Never invite a cat burglar to a formal soiree. It’s tacky.

( So I just look that dragon square in the face and say 'Look, I don't care if you were born without genitalia, you're a fifty-foot gecko in purple pants. Who're ya gonna screw, Hillary Clinton?' )