seriousfic

Title: Good People of Gotham
Fandom: The Dark Knight Rises
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,584
Characters: Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake
Warnings: Sexual violence
Summary: A city decides to fight.

( No more waiting. 1650 AM, tonight at 11. Pass the word along. )

Title: Orphaned
Fandom: DC comics
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,725
Characters/Pairings: Roy, Dick, Donna, Wally
Summary: Lian Harper is dead. Her father isn’t.

( He didn’t get over it. It wasn’t the kind of thing you got over. But Roy Harper slowly let the hurt drift away until it wasn’t something holding him down, but a shadow standing in the corner, a front door that didn’t open five minutes after school got out, a TV that didn’t turn on and play Spongebob after school, a hug he didn’t get anymore. )

Title: For A Good Time Call “Help! Supergirl!”
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,443
Characters/Pairings: A cast of thousands (or at least dozens)
Summary: If Dick had known taking Kara to dinner would get him in so much trouble, he would never have shared his steak with her.

( Harley graciously accepted a carton of chocolate milk. “See, while Superslut was framing me for crimes I would never in a million years be capable of, I overheard her talking to Wondy-girl…” )

Title: The Morning After The Night Before
Fandom: Batman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,134
Characters/Pairings: Babs/Dinah, Helena, Zinda, Dick, Kory, Scott/Barda
Warning: How many lame Dick puns can fit in this fic? ALL OF THEM.
Summary: Barbara thinks Dinah is sleeping with her. Dinah tries to convince her otherwise. Dick losing his angst, an Apokolips fertility rite, and a long-standing bet between Helena and Zinda don’t help.

( Barbara spent the entire trip to bed resting her head on Dinah’s chest, with mumblings like ‘Yes, King Candyland, your marshmallow throne is quite comfortable. I shall rule with strength and fairness’ or ‘But Barda, what will your husband think?’ or ‘Stop poking me with the eraser, Cass, how will you experience the world of Barsoom if you never learn to read?’ Dinah really hoped those were three separate dreams, although she would have paid more attention in class if her teachers had been doing naughty things with Big Barda (who did kind of resemble a gym coach she had once had). )

Title: The LESBIAN Trap
Fandom: All-Star Batman and Robin (you heard me)
Rating: R
Word Count: 724
Characters/Pairings: Barbara/Diana/Dinah, Bruce, Dick
Summary: Bruce teaches his ward about lesbians.

( Pay close attention, punk. This is how Gotham gets you. Makes the men cold, hard. When the women can’t get love from their man, they turn to their girlfriends. HEH. Don’t think they’re weak for wanting some LOVE AND AFFECTION, they’re wired that way. But we can’t give it to them, even when the alternative is this. Our lover is LADY GOTHAM, and she TAKES IT UP THE ASS. )

Title: Mating Overdrive
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,108
Characters/Pairings: Dick/Kory
Summary: Kory wants her first time with Dick to be special, not the result of her sex drive going totally out-of-control.

( It could be dangerous. I don’t know if I can control myself much longer. )

Title: In From The Cold
Fandom: Batman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,459
Timeline: The new Batgirl mini. I saw scans of it and my friends’ reactions and basically said to myself “Yeahhhh… this needs more hugging.”
Characters/Pairings: Cass, Tim, Steph, Bruce, Dick, Barbara, implied Tim/Cass/Steph and Dick/Babs.
Summary: For Cass, the road to redemption is paved by people she knows.

( It was easy for her to talk now. Just hard to know what to say. )

Title: Yesterday
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Roy Harper, Dick Grayson, Donna Troy, Teen Titans
Word Count: 2,359
Timeline: 1988, shortly after Roy gets Lian from Cheshire.
Summary: The following is a transcript of the first of what the media has dubbed the Roy Harper Tapes, recorded in the last years of the 20th century. Time and misfortune have damaged the recordings; despite our best efforts to reconstruct them, this transcript based on lip reading, eyewitness accounts, and computer playback is an invaluable aid to understanding and conceptualizing this remarkable look into the private lives of the “superheroes” of the late twentieth and early twenty-first century.

( Hello from the past, Lian! This is your father. Duh. If you’re watching this, it means… we’re really bored. Maybe it’s just you and me, maybe you’ve got a new mom, maybe the old one isn’t being such a bit… hey, maybe Dick and the boys are there… If so, I’m hoping beer won’t be outlawed. Anyway, we just got back, got you back, and I thought you’d want to know what it was like back… now. So, fix up a big buttery bowl of popcorn, this is a day in the life of a Teen Titan… and your dad. )

Title: Wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Lian Harper, Dick Grayson
Word Count: 2,578
Summary: Being a godfather means you watch out for your god-daughter. It’s like a promise in that way.

( There was an obviously phony smile on Uncle Dick’s face. Lian wondered if he wasn’t happy to see her. )