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“Have you ever… you know… with a girl?”

“Are you asking me if I’ve ever eaten a woman out?”

“No, no-no-no-no!” Kara shook her head fast enough to send her hair whipping around her. “I mean—any kind of romantic or, or sexual activity would count?”

Karen pretended to think about it. “I believe the proper response would be ‘why do you want to know?’”

“Well, uh…” Kara wheedled her hands together. “Promise you won’t tell anyone?”

“I probably won’t care, which is like the same thing.”

“Okay. I was wrestling with Wonder Girl at Titan Tower—you know, Cassie?”

“I probably don’t know, because there are like three Cassies in your little club, but go on.”

“Anyway, we were just doing some friendly sparring and she sorta rubbed up against me and it was…” Kara paused, as if Karen might like to interject, but her short-haired doppelganger was enjoying watching her squirm. “Intense,” Kara finished nonchalantly.

“She gave you a wettie?” Karen asked.

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Title: For A Good Time Call “Help! Supergirl!”
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,443
Characters/Pairings: A cast of thousands (or at least dozens)
Summary: If Dick had known taking Kara to dinner would get him in so much trouble, he would never have shared his steak with her.

( Harley graciously accepted a carton of chocolate milk. “See, while Superslut was framing me for crimes I would never in a million years be capable of, I overheard her talking to Wondy-girl…” )