seriousfic: (Secret of the Kells)
“Have you ever… you know… with a girl?”

“Are you asking me if I’ve ever eaten a woman out?”

“No, no-no-no-no!” Kara shook her head fast enough to send her hair whipping around her. “I mean—any kind of romantic or, or sexual activity would count?”

Karen pretended to think about it. “I believe the proper response would be ‘why do you want to know?’”

“Well, uh…” Kara wheedled her hands together. “Promise you won’t tell anyone?”

“I probably won’t care, which is like the same thing.”

“Okay. I was wrestling with Wonder Girl at Titan Tower—you know, Cassie?”

“I probably don’t know, because there are like three Cassies in your little club, but go on.”

“Anyway, we were just doing some friendly sparring and she sorta rubbed up against me and it was…” Kara paused, as if Karen might like to interject, but her short-haired doppelganger was enjoying watching her squirm. “Intense,” Kara finished nonchalantly.

“She gave you a wettie?” Karen asked.

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seriousfic: (Barda is not the world's best cook)
Title: Sex pollen is not a toy
Fandom: Justice League
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,425
Characters/Pairings: Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Wonder Woman, Power Girl, Miss Martian
Summary: When Booster and Beetle are infected with sex pollen, are there sexy results? Look at the rating. What do you think?

ExpandM'gann couldn't take even the glint of the Bat-glare. 'It's Booster Gold and Blue Beetle! I just wanted them to be happy! I'm sorry! I'll never do it again! Please don't send me to Roswell to be dissected, or part of a crappy teen drama!' )
seriousfic: (Emma "fucking" Frost)
Title: Respect
Fandom: Marvel/DC crossover
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,932
Characters/Pairings: Emma Frost/Power Girl
Summary: It’s yet another multidimensional brawl. Emma is tasked with keeping Power Girl occupied. Scott is not specific as to how. Written for the Marvel Kink Meme.

ExpandWe won’t do anything you don’t want me to do. But keep in mind, I know exactly what you want me to do to you, even if you don’t. The conscious mind is such a bitch, honestly. And it thought up that costume as well. Buccaneer boots, darling? Really? )
seriousfic: (Barda Must Love Dogs)
Now I feel sorry for all the people who friended me for the witty commentary and sophisticated fic. Because, you know, sometimes you just gotta write Power Girl and Big Barda UNFing.

(Author notes: BOOBIES!)

Title: Gratuitous
Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Big Barda/Power Girl
Word Count: 2,358
Summary: Written for the DCU femslash porn battle. DC comics, Barda/Karen: too big. There's no way that thing is going inside her.

ExpandYou’re under Barda’s command now. And Big Barda always takes care of her troops. )

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