seriousfic

Criticizing a man's golf swing? Now that's just mean.

I know the humble cape gets a lot of flack these days, thanks to certain kids' movies that will go unnamed, but did you know that in the event of cold temperatures, you can take it off to warm your lady love, both impressing her with your chivalry and showing off the goods? Note that this works even if she's invulnerable to temperatures far below breezing. Also, popped collars make for great earmuffs. Who's the douchebag now, eh?

Not that Barda isn't getting into the spirit of things. "Off-hand, I'd say it would take a fifty-ton tank to open this door." What would you think if it were a guy saying that to a girl? That's right. Total pick-up line. I'd tell you two to take a cold shower, but judging by the Arctic winds, apparently even that wouldn't do any good.

You can only avert your eyes for so long, Terra. Gaze upon her works, if you know what I mean, and despair!

Alternately, Lavarians hate all-girl make-out parties! Once more, Power Girl, your hubris has brought you low!

On a sidenote, if I were Chamber, I'd cosplay as Black Mage all the time. It's the perfect cover!

Don't worry, Firestar, I'm sure a lot of people would "toss around microwave blasts" if they thought about the love you have for Emma.

One thing I find interesting about comic books, and their fans' instinctual attempts to create order out of the chaos that results from dozens of different authors trying to write the same characters in new situations year after year, is that occasionally you get an entirely random coincidence that nonetheless reveals something about the characters.

( Case in point... )

Now, what you all came here to see... hardcore lesbian subtext.

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HIS HANDS! That is a lot of surprise sex for one kiss. Through a mask, even. Thatta girl, Felicia.

Spider-Man: Web of Shadows, consider yourself under consideration.