seriousfic

Title: Powerful magic (in my pants)
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,780
Characters/Pairings: Cara/Kahlan, Kahlan/Dahlia, Kahlan/Triana
Next: Part 2
Summary: With the usual efficiency of Zedd's spells being what it is, it's a wonder Cara hasn't had to deal with a magical cock on Kahlan before.

( Richard and Kahlan hugged, as they always had to before being separated, but this time it ended with Richard jumping back. 'It… rose,' he said. )

So I'm writing a story in which two female characters from a genre TV show have sex in the Star Wars universe. Dear self, remember when you used to make fun of people like you? (Don't worry, it was loving sarcasm, even back then.)

Title: The Side of Dark And Ecstasy
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,875
Characters/Pairings: Cara/Kahlan, Cara/Garen, Cara/Triana
Previous: The Side of Light And Wisdom
Next: Part 2
Summary: Kahlan is a Rebel officer and Cara is an Imperial defector who's going to get away with her crimes. Until Kahlan thinks of a mission for her to go on. A mission that'll be punishment enough by itself.

( Governor Garen of Tantiss III favored pleasure slaves. It was a common vice for Imperial officers, but her tastes weren't. A freed slave gave them chapter and verse, Cara listening on like it was a musical symphony. When Kahlan told her she would have to do the same, Cara met Kahlan's gaze with a challenge in her eyes. Go through with it. Show me who's boss. )

Title: Choose me
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,442
Characters/Pairings: Cara/Kahlan, Richard/Kahlan
Next: Part 2
Summary: With the Keeper defeated, Kahlan can finally enjoy a life together with Richard. But what part does Cara play in that life?

( Would you tell me how beautiful I am? Would you bring me flowers? Would you dance with me? )

I'm posting this to the femslash comms because even though it's an OT3 fic, I think it centers enough on the Cara/Kahlan point of the triangle that even "eww het!" people should like it. When people talk about how slash is socially transgressive, this must be what they mean. If you're not satisfied, please return unread portion of the fic for a full refund.

Title: A good fit
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 968
Characters/Pairings: Richard/Kahlan/Cara
Summary: Cara has a few problems adjusting to every aspect of her relationship with Richard and Kahlan.

( I'm fine, aside from the two hundred pounds of Lord Rahl on top of me. )

I think Legend of the Seeker is giving me a bondage fetish.

Title: Needs and Wants
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,834
Characters/Pairings: Cara/Kahlan, mention of Richard/Kahlan
Summary: Kahlan discovers that Cara isn't satisfied by their relationship. She decides to rectify the situation.

( A Mord'Sith… Cara… must be in control at all times. Control of pain, control of herself, control of the situation. For most of us, there are others above us who we can submit to, who can allow us to recover ourselves. As our leader, Cara has had very few who she can surrender herself to. )

So I wasn't quuuite satisfied with the end of Only Torture If It Hurts, so here's... an epilogue, I guess? It should clear up a few lingering issues, but it's mostly a PWP (Porn With Little Plot?), so don't complain if there's less woobie tears and more hardcore sex.

Title: White Leather
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,911
Characters/Pairings: Cara/Kahlan, references to Richard/Kahlan
Warnings: Full-on double Agiels, all the way.
Previous: Only Torture If It Hurts.
Summary: As happy as she is with Kahlan, Cara wonders if she doesn't belong with Richard. If she does, there's one test Kahlan will never be able to pass.

( The white leather means I own someone. Completely and utterly. I can trust them to protect me, so much so that with them guarding me, I don't have to worry about a drop of blood touching my leathers. Would you like to me to take it off? )

So things are looking a little dire in the other Cara story -- have you seen how many comments I'm getting? :( -- so here's another installment in the happy-go-lucky courtship of Kahlan Amnell by the soldier Cara Mason.

Title: Hen Night
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,191
Characters/Pairings: Cara/Kahlan, Richard/Denna, mention of Cara/Triana
Previous: Do you take this woman?
Summary: Cara and Kahlan are almost married. But when Kahlan hears a prophecy that Cara will cheat on her, will it be matrimony or cacophony?

( For the past week, Cara had been retired from the service and all Kahlan's to do with as she wished. Which, in this case, was planning their nuptials. It was such a load off to be able to trust Cara's fine tactical mind with seating arrangements and food arrangements and arrangement arrangements (since they didn't want people sitting in the food). )

Title: Home is the place where it feels right to walk around without Agiels
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,983
Characters/Pairings: Cara/Kahlan
Author’s notes: Betaed by the lovely and talented ivanolix.
Next: Part 2
Summary: Cara wakes up in a world where she has everything she wants and nothing she needs.

( Cara hated birds. She'd been able to compile an exhaustive list of things she hated since she left the Mord'Sith temple, seemingly forever, and although some of those selections were made prematurely (Kahlan was not a hatred, merely an annoyance who was surprisingly useful), joining the Seeker had definitely broadened her horizons, hate-wise. )

Title: You can tell just by looking at her
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,040
Characters/Pairings: Cara/Dahlia
Spoilers: 2x20 Eternity
Summary: Cara isn't a mother or a lover. She's a Mord'Sith.

( Cara sat back down, holding her stomach, as Dahlia laid out her leathers. They'd been freshly laundered of blood and sweat. They went through the normal ritual. To any observer, it would've looked like any Mord'Sith dressing another, a gesture of respect and submission. They would not see the hands that lingered on skin before it was put away. )

Title: Two For One Deal
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,613
Characters/Pairings: Kahlan/Cara/Kahlan
Author’s notes: iteari betaed this. Huzzah!
Spoilers: 2x11 - Torn.
Summary: Kahlan gets in touch with her feminine side. Cara watches.

( ”How long we’ve dreamed of having someone else’s hands on us instead of our own. I suppose this counts.” )