seriousfic: (Cat/Spider)
Look, Marvel, if you write Peter Parker as a creeper, I'm going to write fics where he's a caring human being. Cause and effect, baby.

Title: Don’t look at my face (unless you want to see my eyes)
Fandom: Spider-Man
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,033
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Felicia
Author’s notes: Written for [ profile] prozacpark’s birthday, since I herd u liek Peter/Felicia. (Helen, if your feedback doesn’t begin “fuck yeah Peter/Felicia!”, I’ll be extremely disappointed.) This takes place back when Peter and Felicia were first dating, in Spectacular Spider-Man volume one.
Summary: There’s the morning after, and then there’s the morning after-and-oh-yeah-she-ripped-off-my-secret-identity-protecting-mask-during-our-incredibly-hot-spontaneous-sex.

Peter didn’t wake up in his own bed on October 3rd. He knew this because, firstly, it was actually soft, and second, because there were arms twined over his chest. They were also soft. )
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
If I'd been really honest with the pairings, it'd be something like "references to Thor/Ororo, Tony/Natasha, and Felicia being Felicia."

Title: Spidey’s Got A Girlfriend 2: Girlfriend Harder!
Fandom: Marvel Adventures Avengers
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,585
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Jan, Ororo, the Avengers, and special guest Spider-love interests!
Last Part: Spidey’s Got A Girlfriend!
Summary: So Peter’s dating someone. Someone secret. Well, what if she’s a shapeshifter or a stalker or an alien? Or all three? It’s a good thing Peter has friends like Jan and Ororo to find out who he’s dating, and if she’s a shapeshifting alien stalker.

Jan pointed a finger in Tigra’s face. “Are you now or have you ever been Spidey’s girlfriend?” )
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
Title: Spidey’s got a girlfriend!
Fandom: Marvel Adventures Avengers
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,168
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, the Avengers, Dr. Doom
Summary: The Avengers were born to handle emergencies no single superhero could withstand, like alien invasions, doomsday plots, and Spider-Man getting lucky (!).

“Ah, for christ’s sake!” Logan jerked out of his nap. “Isn’t it obvious the boy’s been getting some trim? He reeks of redhead!” )
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
Title: It’s The Fight That Counts
Fandom: Spider-Man comics
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,942
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Felicia Hardy, a number of surprise guests
Summary: Mary-Jane just found the perfect birthday present for Peter. The only problem is, Felicia did too.

You did not just compare my feelings for Spider to *Twilight*, hooker. )
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
Title: What Friends Are For
Fandom: Marvel comics
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,488
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ
Author’s Notes: Betaed by [ profile] lurkslikefox
Summary: Mary-Jane learns Peter’s a virgin. She decides to help him with that.

Hey, I know you’re not an expert, but it works better if you’re not wearing clothes. )
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
Title: The Cost of Wearing Masks
Fandom: Spider-Man movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,600
Author’s Note: Betaed by [ profile] htbthomas. Takes place after the events of Spider-Man 2, assuming Spider-Man 3 never happened.
Next Part: Chapter 2
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Harry Osborn, Otto Octavius
Summary: As Harry Osborn descends into madness and Otto Octavius returns from the grave, Peter has just one thing on his mind: Mary-Jane called off her wedding to be with him. Holy shit.

Then again, maybe he had been lucky to get an excuse to clear his head before facing Mary-Jane. She’d literally stopped her wedding for him. Awful lot of pressure to put on a guy. )
seriousfic: (Cat/Spider)
So, it's done and betaed. My definitive critique of Brand New Day/fix-it fic/darkfic/straight-up shippiness. The one good story I could see being built from One More Day. Bon appetit.

Title: I Remember I Told You ‘I Love You’ (but it might’ve just been a dream)
Fandom: Spider-Man BND
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,186
Next Part: Chapter 2
Author’s Note: Betaed by [ profile] lurkslikefox.
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Felicia, Heroes for Hire, references to Peter/MJ
Summary: When Peter took Mephisto’s deal, it was only because he knew he would find Mary-Jane again. He never thought he’d find Felicia Hardy first.

Next Part: Chapter 2
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
Title: This Spider-Man – This Misogynist!?
Fandom: Spider-Man
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 829
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ
Summary: Peter learns the hard way that fighting villainesses can have SRS consequences.

Four hours I’ve been fighting Titania. That’s enough time for Alpha Flight to fly down here from Canada! But does anyone help me? No. You’d think Daredevil could at least swing by and throw a dang billy club… )

And when you think about it, after a while, all the beautiful woman in revealing outfits beating you up would have to serve as a sort of aversion therapy…

Spider-Man: Ooh, boobies!

White Queen: *punch!*

Spider-Man: Ooh, boobies!

Volcana: *punch!*

Spider-Man: Ooh, boobies!

Superia: *punch!*

So when he gets home…

Mary-Jane: Hey Peter, wanna fool around? …Peter, why did you jump across the room and web me to the bed?

Peter: Uh… foreplay?
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Title: I Pass You Around Like A Party Favor
Fandom: Spectacular Spider-Man
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Felicia/Emma
Word Count: 1,111
Timeline: Sequel to Jinxed, following the first season finale of Spectacular Spider-Man
Summary: Felicia and Emma are best friends. Peter is caught in the middle, like always.

How many years have you had that mask without thinking to put in a mouthhole? )
seriousfic: (Chibi Batman)
Title: Tango & Cass
Author: [ profile] seriousfic
Fandom: Spider-Man/Batman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,249
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Prompt:Peter Parker and Cassandra Cain.
Summary: Peter doesn’t know who this ‘Batman’ character is, but there’s no way he’s going to let him dress a young girl up as a gimp and make her fight crime.

Batgirl, would you like to go on a wondrous journey to a magical place called Child Protective Services? )
seriousfic: (Cat/Spider)
Title: I Won't Always Be There When There's A Giant Robot
Fandom: Spider-Man TAS
Rating: PG
Word Count: 595
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Felicia
Timeline: Follows close on the heels of 102, The Spider Slayer.
Summary: If Felicia would just give Peter a moment to explain why he didn't personally save her while that giant robot was on a rampage, he could clear this misunderstanding right up.

Read more... )
seriousfic: (Cat/Spider)
Hey, remember when I said there needed to be fic where Felicia molested the hell out of Peter?

So... yeah.

Title: Jinxed
Fandom: Spectacular Spider-Man
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Felicia
Word Count: 4,753
Timeline: Sequel to Aiding and Abetting, following the first season finale of Spectacular Spider-Man. Followed by I Pass You Around Like A Party Favor.
Summary: Peter isn’t going into a relationship half-cocked (no pun intended).

Then he looked into venereal diseases. Googling that was a bad idea. He got some pictures of genital warts that made him sure he would never get an erection again. Of course, five minutes later the image of Felicia’s nude body swam back into his head and he was off to the races. )

It all plays into my kink of having the woman take charge. Does that make me a great feminist, or the greatest feminist? I'll let history be the judge.
seriousfic: (Cat/Spider)
Title: Aiding and Abetting
Fandom: Spectacular Spider-Man
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Felicia
Word Count: 2,020
Timeline: Sequel to The Queer Case of Spider-Man and Tony Stark’s Family Jewels and follows the first season finale of Spectacular Spider-Man.
Summary: Felicia Hardy would have the perfect boyfriend if he weren’t trying to arrest her.

Well. Kidnapping. You’re becoming quite the menace. I don’t suppose there’s a chance you’ll move up to indecent exposure? )
seriousfic: (Cat/Spider)
Title: The Queer Case of Spider-Man and Tony Stark’s Family Jewels
Fandom: Spectacular Spider-Man/Iron Man movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Any permutation of Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, and Felicia Hardy that you can name. Except that one.
Word Count: 4,972
Timeline: During the symbiote arc of Spectacular Spider-Man and post-movie Iron Man. Sequel to Don’t Steal My Heart (Take The Diamonds Instead).
Acknowledgments: Beta by [ profile] htbthomas
Summary: Never invite a cat burglar to a formal soiree. It’s tacky.

So I just look that dragon square in the face and say 'Look, I don't care if you were born without genitalia, you're a fifty-foot gecko in purple pants. Who're ya gonna screw, Hillary Clinton?' )
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
Title: Hey, Remember That Time Spider-Man And Doctor Octopus Fought In Coney Island?
Fandom: Spectacular Spider-Man
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Parker, Mary-Jane Watson, Gwen Stacy, Harry Osborn, Liz Allan, Flash Thompson, Sally Avril.
Timeline: Set around The Spectacular Spider-Man 1x08 - Reaction
Word Count: 1,135
Summary: That was totally wicked, right?

Days like this, Peter really wishes he could be like all the other kids. Normal. No secret lives. )


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