seriousfic

Title: Avengers: Earth’s Muppetest Heroes
Fandom: The Avengers/The Muppets
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,352
Characters/Pairings: The Muppets, the Avengers
Summary: When the Muppets base their next movie on the Avengers’ adventures, Earth’s mightiest heroes find themselves taking on Earth’s feltiest puppets for a ride-along, leading to hijinx, shenanigans, and the worst episode of The Dating Game since Rodney James Alcala.

“I’m sure you won’t. Now, if you could all sign the standard Marvel Movie contract. It’s a lot like your old Rich and Famous contract, but without the ‘Rich’ part. You’ll also need to make cameos in some other movies. Guardians of the Galaxy, Captain America 2, the all-female remake of Free Willy, and of course, Saw 9: Saw ’N Sniff.”

If I'd been really honest with the pairings, it'd be something like "references to Thor/Ororo, Tony/Natasha, and Felicia being Felicia."

Title: Spidey’s Got A Girlfriend 2: Girlfriend Harder!
Fandom: Marvel Adventures Avengers
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,585
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Jan, Ororo, the Avengers, and special guest Spider-love interests!
Last Part: Spidey’s Got A Girlfriend!
Summary: So Peter’s dating someone. Someone secret. Well, what if she’s a shapeshifter or a stalker or an alien? Or all three? It’s a good thing Peter has friends like Jan and Ororo to find out who he’s dating, and if she’s a shapeshifting alien stalker.

( Jan pointed a finger in Tigra’s face. “Are you now or have you ever been Spidey’s girlfriend?” )

Title: Staring Back At Me
Fandom: The Incredible Hulk
Timeline: Pre-movie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,016
Characters/Pairings: Bruce/Betty, General Ross
Summary: Bruce on the run, Ross on the hunt.

( Three years on the run had found him in a small Mayan village. His research had hit another dead-end and he was going back to medicine… making splints, setting broken bones, diagnosing illnesses. When the work didn’t keep him occupied, he tried to brainstorm a new way to fight back against this thing consuming his life. And when that didn’t work, he thought of Betty. He was glad he’d clipped that picture out of the newspaper. Without it, he would’ve started to forget the shade of her eyes. )