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Title: Good People of Gotham
Fandom: The Dark Knight Rises
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,584
Characters: Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake
Warnings: Sexual violence
Summary: A city decides to fight.

No more waiting. 1650 AM, tonight at 11. Pass the word along. )
seriousfic: (www.Oracle.AAAAAAANGST)
Title: Dangerous (the What Have You Done remix)
Fandom: Batman Nolanverse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,425
Characters/Pairings: Tim, Batman
Author’s notes: Written for Tyleet as part of that remix thing. The original is here. This story was betaed by Kernezelda and Gran Sigma, who I thank profoundly. It also owes something of a debt to D. Benway's In The Blood, which I had best acknowledge here instead of in the comments.
Summary: The son of Batman and the Joker has been psychologically tested since childhood. It doesn't work.

Tim cried like a much younger boy and no matter how his mother soothed him, he couldn't stop the wracking sobs from spinning his tiny body on the floor. She grew fearful, as if it were her responsibility to deal with precisely this and now it was here and she could do nothing. )
seriousfic: (Chibi Batman)
Title: How To Succeed As A Superhero Without Making Your Own Costume
Fandom: Batman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,604
Author’s Notes: If DC is going to write charming scenes about Tim accidentally gut-punching Steph and not apologizing because he’s so very grim, and Cass spontaneously declaring “Don’t wanna!” and making Steph Batgirl… then crackfic happens.
Characters/Pairings: Tim/Steph, Ollie, Hal, Dinah, Delirium,
Summary: What, you thought Batgirl #1 was the first time some superhero threw away their costume and told Stephanie Brown to take over for them?

Hey, Tiiiim! Timmy! Tim-Tim! It’s Steph. Pick up! Your answering machine message sounds weird and gruff. Do you have a sore throat? HEY TIM! Pick up or I’m giving Ms. Martian your phone number. *And* telling her you got a new kitten. )


Jun. 22nd, 2009 01:56 pm
seriousfic: (Toph - LOLWUT?)
[ profile] solitarysputnik asked for Tim/Misfit in a meme. Huzzah:

The girl’s costume was stupid. Tim didn’t like to think those things, but she had a jean skirt and a T-shirt and what looked like a blanket tied around her neck. You could get away with that, or underwear on the outside, if you were invincible, but this was the worst thing to happen to superhero hero fashion since Dick grew a mullet.

“Hey, Misty.”

Misfit flailed in mid-air and stopped shouting whatever she’d been shouting (“Park Guinness”?) to get tangled up in a clothesline.

“Did you just call me Misty?” she asked through a pair of heart-covered boxers.

“Misfit seemed a little mean.”

“Yeah, well Robin seems a little stupid!”

“I’m not the one with the onesie on my sneaker.”

Misfit shook it off. “You’re just jealous that I’m Oracle’s personal apprentice and you have to spend all your time in a smelly cave with Batman!”

“It doesn’t smell!”

Misfit pulled herself onto a fire escape. Unsurprisingly, when she looked up, Robin was there

“I was going to tell you about Poison Ivy’s kissing fever before I got sidetracked by you being a crazy lady, but maybe I’ll go do something more important, like darn my ninja socks.”

“Kissing fever? What kissing—“ Misfit licked her lips. “My, Robin, I just noticed how… petite you are. You’re like a travel-sized version of Nightwing who Miss Gordon won’t shoot me for kissing!”

“Kissing? Oh no, the virus!”

But it was too late.

Somewhere, Ivy laughed diabolically. The kissing fever may not have been the most villainous plan, but it had gotten Harley to agree to watching Bend It Like Beckham with her, which made it all worthwhile.
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Title: Tim-in-a-dress Vs. Nurse Joker
Fandom: Batman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,550
Characters/Pairings: Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Cass Cain, Joker, Harley Quinn
Summary: When Steph hears that a drag contest is giving away a free Wii, she’ll do anything to win, even dress her boyfriend up as a girl. But can a rookie cross-dresser possibly face the wrath of… NURSE JOKER!?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m getting out of these lady-clothes and into my tights! )
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Title: Too Many Valentines!
Fandom: Young Justice/Teen Titans
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,360
Characters/Pairings: Tim/Steph, Kon, Bart, Cass, and the JLI.
Summary: Steph is usually okay with the amount of Valentines Robin gets, but not when one of them is from Cass!

How many people with double initials do you know? And with a name like Cass? There’s only one explanation. Batgirl is trying to steal my boyfriend! )
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Title: My Lady, I Saw The Tears of Regret in The Souls of Those Who Stood on the Banks of the River Jordan, Waiting for Absalom to Win Them in a Spirited Game of Pokemon.
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: C
Characters/Pairings: Bruce/Clark, Tim, Kon, Bart
Word Count: 1,039
Summary: Tim and Kon have a debate over which of their mentors gets more action. It is forgotten when Batman and Superman turn out to be flaming homosexuals. This fic is posted on a sporking comm. The end.

You know what? We’re calling Superman. He never lies. We’re gonna find out which team Diana plays for, who’s got more notches on their super-bedpost, and how they get ships inside those little bottles. What? I'm curious. )
seriousfic: (Chibi Batman)
Title: The History of the DC Universe (as told by chibis) Part 2: A Booboo In The Family.
Fandom: Batman
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,566
Characters/Pairings: Chibi!Batman, Chibi!Robin, Chibi!Joker, Chibi!Two-Face
Timeline: Inspired by Superman/Batman 51 (the chibi issue) and AIM conversation with [ profile] shananagin. Sequel to Part 1 (clearly)
Summary: After the Joker throws a snowball with a rock in it at Jason, Tim makes friends with Bruce. But after Harvey gets paint on his face and refuses to take a bath to wash it off, will the new Batman and Robin be able to stop his reign of meanness?

Bruce was writing on a chalkboard when Tim found him. He’d drawn a stick figure, one half of its round face simple green slate, the other half covered with swirls of chalk. )
seriousfic: (Chibi Batman)
Title: Two Heroes Gotham Needed and Two Heroes Gotham Deserved
Fandom: Batman, Nolanverse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,319
Timeline: The Dark Knight, post-movie. Spoilers.
Characters/Pairings: Bruce Wayne, Helena Bertinelli, Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon, Dick Grayson.
Summary: It only takes a single stone to start an avalanche.

I want in. )
seriousfic: (www.Oracle.AAAAAAANGST)
Title: In From The Cold
Fandom: Batman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,459
Timeline: The new Batgirl mini. I saw scans of it and my friends’ reactions and basically said to myself “Yeahhhh… this needs more hugging.”
Characters/Pairings: Cass, Tim, Steph, Bruce, Dick, Barbara, implied Tim/Cass/Steph and Dick/Babs.
Summary: For Cass, the road to redemption is paved by people she knows.

It was easy for her to talk now. Just hard to know what to say. )
seriousfic: (Intellectually Serious Cat)
Title: Upon A Midnight Dreary
Rating: Uhh, better make it NC-17. DON’T FLAG ME, BRO!
Characters/Pairings: Tim/Steph
Word Count: 2,436
Summary: Steph is Robin now. Tim just has to get used to it.

“Steph,” he said, turning to look at her. “Robin,” she corrected. “When I’m in the mask.” )
seriousfic: (Default)
Title: Five Things No Robin Ever Asked Batman
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, Carrie Kelly.
Warning: None
Word Count: 2,046
Summary: All the Robins have had questions. But Bruce hasn’t had the answers.

Read more... )


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