seriousfic

Title: Chloe Sullivan and the Tri-Country Date
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: G
Word Count: 681
Warning: This fic is not recommended for the diabetic. There is not an ounce of mitigating angst in sight.
Author’s notes: Written for angel_gidget in a meme.
Characters/Pairings: Chloe/Bart
Summary: Bart takes Chloe on the best date ever.

( ”But I am totally willing to act as your translator, free of charge.” “Thank God. Here I thought I’d have to bribe you with sex.” “Well, I’m like a museum. There’s a suggested donation.” )

Title: My Lady, I Saw The Tears of Regret in The Souls of Those Who Stood on the Banks of the River Jordan, Waiting for Absalom to Win Them in a Spirited Game of Pokemon.
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: C
Characters/Pairings: Bruce/Clark, Tim, Kon, Bart
Word Count: 1,039
Summary: Tim and Kon have a debate over which of their mentors gets more action. It is forgotten when Batman and Superman turn out to be flaming homosexuals. This fic is posted on a sporking comm. The end.

( You know what? We’re calling Superman. He never lies. We’re gonna find out which team Diana plays for, who’s got more notches on their super-bedpost, and how they get ships inside those little bottles. What? I'm curious. )