seriousfic

Title: Pride & Professor X
Fandom: X-Men/Jane Austen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,861
Characters/Pairings: Charles/Erik
Summary: When a wealthy new neighbor moves in near their estate, will one of Charles and Erik's sons finally find a wife, solving their financial difficulties? Or will Professor X be a jerk?

( It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a mutant power must be in want of a husband. )

Title: My Lady, I Saw The Tears of Regret in The Souls of Those Who Stood on the Banks of the River Jordan, Waiting for Absalom to Win Them in a Spirited Game of Pokemon.
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: C
Characters/Pairings: Bruce/Clark, Tim, Kon, Bart
Word Count: 1,039
Summary: Tim and Kon have a debate over which of their mentors gets more action. It is forgotten when Batman and Superman turn out to be flaming homosexuals. This fic is posted on a sporking comm. The end.

( You know what? We’re calling Superman. He never lies. We’re gonna find out which team Diana plays for, who’s got more notches on their super-bedpost, and how they get ships inside those little bottles. What? I'm curious. )

Title: Prep Time = Foreplay
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Bruce/Clark
Word Count: 611
Summary: When it comes to sex, Batman is never unprepared.

( Superman hovered, so nervous he was not quite sure whether to fly away or firmly set his feet down on Bruce Wayne’s very nice Persian carpeting. This made him easy to maneuver, as Batman tugged him like a balloon on the string through the penthouse, almost like a furniture mover at work. )