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The suspect: Kon finds out that Tim and Cassie are dating, so he gets into a weird sort of relationship with Knockout, mostly involving tactile telekinesis.

The charge: Gail Simone changed Knockout from a boring innuendoing femme fatale to a boring honorbound warrior (who's also gay). Also, I kinda used to suck at writing.

The judgment: 2,207 words and I never even get to the porn. )
seriousfic: (The motherfucking princess)
Title: Five Tales To Tell When You’re In Love
Author: [ profile] seriousfic
Recipient: [ profile] second_batgirl
Disclaimer: If they were mine, don’t you think I’d stop naming them variants of Cass? Betaed by tboarder and [ profile] lurkslikefox. Written for [ profile] femslash09. And my sincerest apologies go out to Catherynne M. Valente…
Fandom: DC comics
Pairing: Cassie/Kara, Cassie/Cissie, Cissie/Mia, Donna/Kory, Kory/Raven
Rating: R
Word count: 5,990
Summary: Cassie and Kara tell each other stories of what’s gone before and what’s going to come next.

I’ve always found your planet very dark, did you know that? On Krypton the light reflects off the ice and the crystal so there’s a thousand degrees between black and white. This world I find muted in comparison. )
seriousfic: (Barda is not the world's best cook)
Title: For A Good Time Call “Help! Supergirl!”
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,443
Characters/Pairings: A cast of thousands (or at least dozens)
Summary: If Dick had known taking Kara to dinner would get him in so much trouble, he would never have shared his steak with her.

Harley graciously accepted a carton of chocolate milk. “See, while Superslut was framing me for crimes I would never in a million years be capable of, I overheard her talking to Wondy-girl…” )
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Title: At First Touch
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,232
Characters/Pairings: Donna/Kory, mention of Dick/Kory
Summary: Dick’s gone. Donna’s still here.

”But, on nights like these… I miss the way he touched me.” “How did he touch you?” )
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Title: Too Many Valentines!
Fandom: Young Justice/Teen Titans
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,360
Characters/Pairings: Tim/Steph, Kon, Bart, Cass, and the JLI.
Summary: Steph is usually okay with the amount of Valentines Robin gets, but not when one of them is from Cass!

How many people with double initials do you know? And with a name like Cass? There’s only one explanation. Batgirl is trying to steal my boyfriend! )
seriousfic: (Default)
Title: My Lady, I Saw The Tears of Regret in The Souls of Those Who Stood on the Banks of the River Jordan, Waiting for Absalom to Win Them in a Spirited Game of Pokemon.
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: C
Characters/Pairings: Bruce/Clark, Tim, Kon, Bart
Word Count: 1,039
Summary: Tim and Kon have a debate over which of their mentors gets more action. It is forgotten when Batman and Superman turn out to be flaming homosexuals. This fic is posted on a sporking comm. The end.

You know what? We’re calling Superman. He never lies. We’re gonna find out which team Diana plays for, who’s got more notches on their super-bedpost, and how they get ships inside those little bottles. What? I'm curious. )
seriousfic: (Chibi Batman)
Title: The History of the DC Universe (as told by chibis) Part 1
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,649
Characters/Pairings: Chibi!Dick, Chibi!Kory, Chibi!Babs, Chibi!Titans, Chibi!BOP, Chibi!Bats, and Mean Old Mr. Darkseid
Timeline: Inspired by Superman/Batman 51 (the chibi issue) and AIM conversation with [ profile] shananagin.
Summary: Kory runs away from home when her older sister Blackfire tries to make her clean up all her stupid friends’ messes, gets into a love triangle with Dick (whose circus acrobat parents fell off of unicycles), and goes to the school dance with a boy her father set her up with.

Barbara Gordon's leg was in a cast from when the Joker had pushed her out of her treehouse. Scuttlebutt was that she would have to spend all summer in a cast. Now she never played with Dick or Bruce. She just kept talking on the phone with Dinah. )
seriousfic: (Badass Aang)
Title: Mating Overdrive
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,108
Characters/Pairings: Dick/Kory
Summary: Kory wants her first time with Dick to be special, not the result of her sex drive going totally out-of-control.

It could be dangerous. I don’t know if I can control myself much longer. )
seriousfic: (Blair/Serena)
Title: Off Your Pedestal
Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Kory/Babs
Word Count: 1,156
Warning: Dub-con?
Summary: Written for the DCU femslash porn battle. Barbara/Kory: get it out of your system. Kory gets even with the woman who made a cuckold out of her.

You’ve always sneered at me. Thought I was a bimbo. By the time we’re done, you’ll be the one gagging for it and I’ll be the one saying no. The one with Dick. )
seriousfic: (Default)
Title: The Other Wife 1/12
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Dick/Kory/Babs
Word Count: 6,106
Series: The Other Wife
Acknowledgements: Thanks to thyme and M. for the betaing.
General Summary: For a year, Dick and Barbara had the perfect marriage. Then came Kory…
Chapter Summary: Dick and Barbara celebrate their anniversary.

Read more... )
seriousfic: (Roy's Anti-Drug)
Title: Yesterday
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Roy Harper, Dick Grayson, Donna Troy, Teen Titans
Word Count: 2,359
Timeline: 1988, shortly after Roy gets Lian from Cheshire.
Summary: The following is a transcript of the first of what the media has dubbed the Roy Harper Tapes, recorded in the last years of the 20th century. Time and misfortune have damaged the recordings; despite our best efforts to reconstruct them, this transcript based on lip reading, eyewitness accounts, and computer playback is an invaluable aid to understanding and conceptualizing this remarkable look into the private lives of the “superheroes” of the late twentieth and early twenty-first century.

Hello from the past, Lian! This is your father. Duh. If you’re watching this, it means… we’re really bored. Maybe it’s just you and me, maybe you’ve got a new mom, maybe the old one isn’t being such a bit… hey, maybe Dick and the boys are there… If so, I’m hoping beer won’t be outlawed. Anyway, we just got back, got you back, and I thought you’d want to know what it was like back… now. So, fix up a big buttery bowl of popcorn, this is a day in the life of a Teen Titan… and your dad. )
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Title: Wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Lian Harper, Dick Grayson
Word Count: 2,578
Summary: Being a godfather means you watch out for your god-daughter. It’s like a promise in that way.

There was an obviously phony smile on Uncle Dick’s face. Lian wondered if he wasn’t happy to see her. )
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Title: Mutual Masturbation
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Donna Troy, Koriand'r
Word Count: 1,001
Summary: Donna thinks about her roommate, and other things that don't quite touch.

The first time Donna walked in on Kory masturbating was a misnomer. Donna never left the room. )


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