seriousfic

Title: Ten Things I Hate About Darkseid 1/?
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Kon/Knockout, implied Tim/Kon, Granny Goodness, eventual Scott/Barda
Word Count: 1,362
Summary: Superboy wants to do the right thing, really he does. If he’s going out with a girl, Superman taught him to always seek her parents’ blessing. If only her parental units weren’t Darkseid and Granny Goodness…

Written for shananagin's Use Kon in a New and Interesting Pairing Month!

( What could be more romantic than the possibility of death at any moment? Under fire, every moment is lived to its fullest! Adrenaline strips us to our base instincts, making us creatures of lust and violence! Take me now, Kryptonian! Dominate me! Breach my Source Wall with your Anti-Life Equation! Then we can run away together to Belfast. By day we’ll run a charmingly rustic bed and breakfast, by night we’ll try out Kama Sutra positions, and on weekends… key parties! )