seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
If I'd been really honest with the pairings, it'd be something like "references to Thor/Ororo, Tony/Natasha, and Felicia being Felicia."

Title: Spidey’s Got A Girlfriend 2: Girlfriend Harder!
Fandom: Marvel Adventures Avengers
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,585
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Jan, Ororo, the Avengers, and special guest Spider-love interests!
Last Part: Spidey’s Got A Girlfriend!
Summary: So Peter’s dating someone. Someone secret. Well, what if she’s a shapeshifter or a stalker or an alien? Or all three? It’s a good thing Peter has friends like Jan and Ororo to find out who he’s dating, and if she’s a shapeshifting alien stalker.

Jan pointed a finger in Tigra’s face. “Are you now or have you ever been Spidey’s girlfriend?” )
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
Title: Spidey’s got a girlfriend!
Fandom: Marvel Adventures Avengers
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,168
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, the Avengers, Dr. Doom
Summary: The Avengers were born to handle emergencies no single superhero could withstand, like alien invasions, doomsday plots, and Spider-Man getting lucky (!).

“Ah, for christ’s sake!” Logan jerked out of his nap. “Isn’t it obvious the boy’s been getting some trim? He reeks of redhead!” )
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
Title: It’s The Fight That Counts
Fandom: Spider-Man comics
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,942
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Felicia Hardy, a number of surprise guests
Summary: Mary-Jane just found the perfect birthday present for Peter. The only problem is, Felicia did too.

You did not just compare my feelings for Spider to *Twilight*, hooker. )
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
Title: What Friends Are For
Fandom: Marvel comics
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,488
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ
Author’s Notes: Betaed by [ profile] lurkslikefox
Summary: Mary-Jane learns Peter’s a virgin. She decides to help him with that.

Hey, I know you’re not an expert, but it works better if you’re not wearing clothes. )
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
Title: The Cost of Wearing Masks
Fandom: Spider-Man movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,600
Author’s Note: Betaed by [ profile] htbthomas. Takes place after the events of Spider-Man 2, assuming Spider-Man 3 never happened.
Next Part: Chapter 2
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Harry Osborn, Otto Octavius
Summary: As Harry Osborn descends into madness and Otto Octavius returns from the grave, Peter has just one thing on his mind: Mary-Jane called off her wedding to be with him. Holy shit.

Then again, maybe he had been lucky to get an excuse to clear his head before facing Mary-Jane. She’d literally stopped her wedding for him. Awful lot of pressure to put on a guy. )
seriousfic: (Cat/Spider)
So, it's done and betaed. My definitive critique of Brand New Day/fix-it fic/darkfic/straight-up shippiness. The one good story I could see being built from One More Day. Bon appetit.

Title: I Remember I Told You ‘I Love You’ (but it might’ve just been a dream)
Fandom: Spider-Man BND
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,186
Next Part: Chapter 2
Author’s Note: Betaed by [ profile] lurkslikefox.
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Felicia, Heroes for Hire, references to Peter/MJ
Summary: When Peter took Mephisto’s deal, it was only because he knew he would find Mary-Jane again. He never thought he’d find Felicia Hardy first.

Next Part: Chapter 2
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
Title: This Spider-Man – This Misogynist!?
Fandom: Spider-Man
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 829
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ
Summary: Peter learns the hard way that fighting villainesses can have SRS consequences.

Four hours I’ve been fighting Titania. That’s enough time for Alpha Flight to fly down here from Canada! But does anyone help me? No. You’d think Daredevil could at least swing by and throw a dang billy club… )

And when you think about it, after a while, all the beautiful woman in revealing outfits beating you up would have to serve as a sort of aversion therapy…

Spider-Man: Ooh, boobies!

White Queen: *punch!*

Spider-Man: Ooh, boobies!

Volcana: *punch!*

Spider-Man: Ooh, boobies!

Superia: *punch!*

So when he gets home…

Mary-Jane: Hey Peter, wanna fool around? …Peter, why did you jump across the room and web me to the bed?

Peter: Uh… foreplay?
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
Title: Hey, Remember That Time Spider-Man And Doctor Octopus Fought In Coney Island?
Fandom: Spectacular Spider-Man
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Parker, Mary-Jane Watson, Gwen Stacy, Harry Osborn, Liz Allan, Flash Thompson, Sally Avril.
Timeline: Set around The Spectacular Spider-Man 1x08 - Reaction
Word Count: 1,135
Summary: That was totally wicked, right?

Days like this, Peter really wishes he could be like all the other kids. Normal. No secret lives. )
seriousfic: (Default)
Title: Breathes Like Cotton!
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: The New Avengers, Mary-Jane Watson, Jessica Jones
Word Count: 1008
Summary: Tony Stark's newest scheme... an Avengers clothing line. It's enough to make his comrades long for the days of the SHRA.

Tony, I’m not sure I’m comfortable wearing undies with you on them. )
seriousfic: (Support Your Local Spider-Marriage)
Title: Hell’s Belles
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Mephisto
Word Count: 652
Summary: Mephisto bought a piece of Peter and Mary-Jane's souls. He's about to face the worst case of buyers' remose imaginable.

“Tricked is such an ugly word.” “We prefer fooled.” “Scammed.” “Cheated.” “Ripped-off.” “Conned.” “Hoodwinked.” “Flimflammed.” “Bamboozled.” )
seriousfic: (Default)
Peter woke up dead.

His first thought was how exactly that worked. If you were dead, shouldn't you never wake up? Yet he had woken up, and he was dead.

His second thought was that there was a poker game going on, and Captain America was the big blind.

"Steve? Aren't you dead?"

"Uh-huh. We all are." Steve nodded to his poker buddies: Jack Monroe, Goliath, and Dumbledore. "You too."

"Eh? All I did was make a deal with the devil!"

"Yeah. To never marry Mary-Jane. And remember how many times she inspired you in the face of overwhelming odds?"

"Oh yeah." Peter pulled up a chair. "So I guess without her, someone killed me other than Morlun. Yeah, bad move on my part. So, how are we busting out of here?"
seriousfic: (Rilly Rilly Serious Cat)
I got bored waiting for Joey Q to get run out of Marvel on a rail, so here’s the fic of (a Quesada-less) tomorrow… today!

Title: Curtains
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Tony Stark, Jessica Drew
Word Count: 2,336
Summary: The longest hours of Mary-Jane’s life are waiting for Peter to come home. Sometimes, coming home doesn’t make things any better.

Peter had come in through the window, dressed in that suit that at times like this she could never figure out how she’d once thought it was sexy. The blue parts were soaked into darkness and the red seemed to escape and spread over the black stitching that covered it. He seemed like one massive wound. Taking the mask off didn’t help. )


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