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Title: Breathes Like Cotton!
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: The New Avengers, Mary-Jane Watson, Jessica Jones
Word Count: 1008
Summary: Tony Stark's newest scheme... an Avengers clothing line. It's enough to make his comrades long for the days of the SHRA.
( Tony, I’m not sure I’m comfortable wearing undies with you on them. )
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: The New Avengers, Mary-Jane Watson, Jessica Jones
Word Count: 1008
Summary: Tony Stark's newest scheme... an Avengers clothing line. It's enough to make his comrades long for the days of the SHRA.
( Tony, I’m not sure I’m comfortable wearing undies with you on them. )
Title: We’re Not Lovers (We Just Play Them In Comics)
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Joe Quesada, the Marvel Bullpen and Spider-Man supporting cast (yes, Virginia, there is one)
Word Count: 5,488
Summary: Editorial says the spider-marriage has to go. Peter and Mary-Jane don't take it very well.
( Mary-Jane was struggling to keep it together. Her own trailer would probably be full of sympathy cards and flowers. Not that they were together, but they had a bond from working together so long. They knew each others’ cues, always read through their scripts together and made suggestions (MJ had a wicked sense of humor to bring to bear on Spidey’s quips), and they were just… partners. In just about every sense of the word. )
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Joe Quesada, the Marvel Bullpen and Spider-Man supporting cast (yes, Virginia, there is one)
Word Count: 5,488
Summary: Editorial says the spider-marriage has to go. Peter and Mary-Jane don't take it very well.
( Mary-Jane was struggling to keep it together. Her own trailer would probably be full of sympathy cards and flowers. Not that they were together, but they had a bond from working together so long. They knew each others’ cues, always read through their scripts together and made suggestions (MJ had a wicked sense of humor to bring to bear on Spidey’s quips), and they were just… partners. In just about every sense of the word. )
Title: Hell’s Belles
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Mephisto
Word Count: 652
Summary: Mephisto bought a piece of Peter and Mary-Jane's souls. He's about to face the worst case of buyers' remose imaginable.
( “Tricked is such an ugly word.” “We prefer fooled.” “Scammed.” “Cheated.” “Ripped-off.” “Conned.” “Hoodwinked.” “Flimflammed.” “Bamboozled.” )
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Mephisto
Word Count: 652
Summary: Mephisto bought a piece of Peter and Mary-Jane's souls. He's about to face the worst case of buyers' remose imaginable.
( “Tricked is such an ugly word.” “We prefer fooled.” “Scammed.” “Cheated.” “Ripped-off.” “Conned.” “Hoodwinked.” “Flimflammed.” “Bamboozled.” )
Peter woke up dead.
His first thought was how exactly that worked. If you were dead, shouldn't you never wake up? Yet he had woken up, and he was dead.
His second thought was that there was a poker game going on, and Captain America was the big blind.
"Steve? Aren't you dead?"
"Uh-huh. We all are." Steve nodded to his poker buddies: Jack Monroe, Goliath, and Dumbledore. "You too."
"Eh? All I did was make a deal with the devil!"
"Yeah. To never marry Mary-Jane. And remember how many times she inspired you in the face of overwhelming odds?"
"Oh yeah." Peter pulled up a chair. "So I guess without her, someone killed me other than Morlun. Yeah, bad move on my part. So, how are we busting out of here?"
His first thought was how exactly that worked. If you were dead, shouldn't you never wake up? Yet he had woken up, and he was dead.
His second thought was that there was a poker game going on, and Captain America was the big blind.
"Steve? Aren't you dead?"
"Uh-huh. We all are." Steve nodded to his poker buddies: Jack Monroe, Goliath, and Dumbledore. "You too."
"Eh? All I did was make a deal with the devil!"
"Yeah. To never marry Mary-Jane. And remember how many times she inspired you in the face of overwhelming odds?"
"Oh yeah." Peter pulled up a chair. "So I guess without her, someone killed me other than Morlun. Yeah, bad move on my part. So, how are we busting out of here?"
Title: J. Jonah Jameson's New Scoop
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: J. Jonah Jameson, Peter/MJ, Mephisto, Daily Bugle staff.
Word Count: 2,226
Summary: J. Jonah Jameson versus the Devil. Place your bets.
( What the hell’s the idea of saying you’re not married? I was there at your wedding! I paid for the catering when your check bounced! ... I helped pay for a wedding and I’ll be goddamned if I’m not getting my money’s worth for it! Get in the car! )
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: J. Jonah Jameson, Peter/MJ, Mephisto, Daily Bugle staff.
Word Count: 2,226
Summary: J. Jonah Jameson versus the Devil. Place your bets.
( What the hell’s the idea of saying you’re not married? I was there at your wedding! I paid for the catering when your check bounced! ... I helped pay for a wedding and I’ll be goddamned if I’m not getting my money’s worth for it! Get in the car! )
