Today's moment of feminism brought to you by Big Barda, Scott Free, and Jack Kirby.

[seriousfic]

Don't shoot Big Barda in the head with a ray-gun. It will just make her mad.



It's not a party until Barda is spinning two mooks around in mid-air. While wearing a skirt.

Also, Scott Free is so well-trained that he can dodge bullets at point-blank range, much like Cassandra Cain (I would say it's a sort of Zen meditative thing, where he can focus on escaping to the exclusion of all else and thus pick a lock, crack a safe, and construct a crude parachute in the time it takes for a normal guy to say "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA DIE!"). But mostly Barda kicking ass in a skirt.

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[derawr.livejournal.com]

What's this from? This is really awesome.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Mr. Miracle. Kirby is God.

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Barda and Scott: A Study in Violence as Foreplay. Seriously. In the GOOD way.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

"I don't know if they're expecting other guests in there---but they're going to get them!"

"You're one girl who never needs an invitation---or a door!"

For Barda and Scott, this is sweet-talk.

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

"Look! A strong, independent woman; let's kill her!"

You show them, Barda, you show them.

What I don't understand is why Devo hates women so much.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Women have natural-born immunities and cannot be infected with Devo?

[mcity.livejournal.com]

Crap. I just thought up a "Dodge this" bit like that last week. Now I can't use it in my book.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Or you could just say it's a homage.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

But I'd know, man. I'd know.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Scott and Barda are the most kickass couple ever. Can they come back to life now?

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

Since the Apokolips gang can come back to life at will, I can't see why not.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Morrison's why not. He enjoys making us suffer.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Your icon... "GIRL-COCK GOES WHERE?"

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! It is the perfect summary of Superboy and Knockout's relationship. And she looks like she's about to eat his ear.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

And she looks like she's about to eat his ear.

You got Superman in my Lex Luthor!

You got Lex Luthor in my Superman!

They're two great tastes that taste great together!

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I read a fic like that once.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it doesn't count if they're angsty or edgy. They need to have post-resurrection sex.

After you rise again, then you rise... again.

I'ma gonna go to hell when I die...

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

XD Yes, yes you are. But I'll probably be going there too...

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

That's where people who don't like Morrison end up, and they force them to read Tom DeFalco for all eternity... and they have to start with his Fantastic Four run!

By the time you get to Avengers Next, you won't remember what excitement even looks like.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Hey, I liked his American Dream! Though half of that was the beautiful Todd Nauck art, but still...

Also, I don't dislike Morrison! He's a bit overrated, but he's not bad! So there!

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

After your soul has been consumed away by the vacuity of J2, they give you Power Pachyderms. Theat's when you want to cry, but you no longer have tears.

> Also, I don't dislike Morrison! He's
> a bit overrated, but he's not bad! So
> there!

Ah, for that you only get purgatory. They have some Chuck Dixons there, unless you misbehave cause they give you Scott Beatty instead.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I'm willing to be convinced that he's good by Final Crisis and RIP? Depending on how they go?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Not if you accept Alan Moore into your heart as your own personal savior, forsaking all Hollywood adaptations and rejecting shaved chins!

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

I do both! But alas! I can't grow a beard for the glory of the All-Beard, and I won't shave my head for No-Beard.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

But alas! I can't grow a beard for the glory of the All-Beard

You're not trying hard enough!