Today's moment of feminism brought to you by Big Barda, Scott Free, and Jack Kirby.

[seriousfic]

Don't shoot Big Barda in the head with a ray-gun. It will just make her mad.



It's not a party until Barda is spinning two mooks around in mid-air. While wearing a skirt.

Also, Scott Free is so well-trained that he can dodge bullets at point-blank range, much like Cassandra Cain (I would say it's a sort of Zen meditative thing, where he can focus on escaping to the exclusion of all else and thus pick a lock, crack a safe, and construct a crude parachute in the time it takes for a normal guy to say "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA DIE!"). But mostly Barda kicking ass in a skirt.

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[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Animal Man? You mean PETA: The Superhero?

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

Only the first four issues are PETA-FORCE, after that even Morrison gets bored with the idea and it becomes the closest thing we'll ever get to Borges writing DC comics.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

DID I MENTION MY DOG DIED? MY DOG IS DEAD AND I MISS HIM! ISN'T THAT PROFOUND?

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

It was an imaginary fox, you heartless bastard...