Today's moment of feminism brought to you by Big Barda, Scott Free, and Jack Kirby.

[seriousfic]

Don't shoot Big Barda in the head with a ray-gun. It will just make her mad.



It's not a party until Barda is spinning two mooks around in mid-air. While wearing a skirt.

Also, Scott Free is so well-trained that he can dodge bullets at point-blank range, much like Cassandra Cain (I would say it's a sort of Zen meditative thing, where he can focus on escaping to the exclusion of all else and thus pick a lock, crack a safe, and construct a crude parachute in the time it takes for a normal guy to say "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA DIE!"). But mostly Barda kicking ass in a skirt.

Comments

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Your icon... "GIRL-COCK GOES WHERE?"

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! It is the perfect summary of Superboy and Knockout's relationship. And she looks like she's about to eat his ear.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

And she looks like she's about to eat his ear.

You got Superman in my Lex Luthor!

You got Lex Luthor in my Superman!

They're two great tastes that taste great together!

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I read a fic like that once.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I think you meant to say "every fic ever is like that".

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Only the Lex/Clark ones!

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Oh, like Lex/Clark is sooooo different from Tony/Steve! Or Tony/Peter. Or Tony/anyone.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

They'd have different names!

I thought Tony/Steve was more like Bruce/Clark. Though what with Civil War, maybe it's changed.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Oh, like Bruce/Clark is sooooo different from Lex/Clark. The only difference is that Mercy Graves can read and play with Steph, while Cass can do neither.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

No, with Lex there's the whole "BUT HE'S A VILLAIN!" thing.

...okay, not how most people write it, but that's because most people who write Lex/Clark are from Smallville and just don't get it.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

They only say Lex is the villain cuz he'd bald. Bruce's luscious mane of ebony hair transcends right and wrong.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

...are we comparing Luthor to Morrison and Bruce to Alan Moore now?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

IF THE BEARD FITS!

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Who does this make Clark?

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

Peter Milligan or Mark Millar. CHOOSE YOUR BRIT!

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

And who's Neil Gaiman?

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

Green Lantern.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

That fits shockingly well, actually.

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

But he is more like Goth Lantern, amirite?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Gail Simone?

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Or maybe Geoff Johns. Fairly like-able but generally not as interesting as Lex or Bruce.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Devin Grayson is Huntress. Usually reliable, but prone to some crazy shit on occasion.

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

I thought Devin Grayson was more like Tarantula... prone to raping Nightwing and then licking the tears from his cheeks.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

They are numy, numy tears...

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I think that's Frank Miller, actually.