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Title: A Quick Stop Off For Tea And Fisting
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6794
Characters/Pairings: Clara/Vastra/Jenny
Summary: Madame Vastra and Jenny help Clara get over the Doctor.
“I do not fancy the Doctor,” Clara said with the emphatic quality that came only with bullshit. “Can you imagine having sex with him? ‘Oh Doctor, Doctor, Doctor!’ Wouldn’t know if I was coming or if my aunt’d had a heart attack.” Crouching against Vastra’s settee, Jenny’s intermittent giggling erupted once more. “But he is possibly, potentially, my type.”
“You know what a sailor would say? A sailor--!” Jenny broke off giggling, and Vastra fondly rubbed the nape of her neck until she’d calmed herself behind the cupped hands at her mouth. “A sailor would say you need a good rogering!” Jenny wailed with laughter and Vastra gave up on soothing her, merely supplying her with another taste of the pipe.
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6794
Characters/Pairings: Clara/Vastra/Jenny
Summary: Madame Vastra and Jenny help Clara get over the Doctor.
“I do not fancy the Doctor,” Clara said with the emphatic quality that came only with bullshit. “Can you imagine having sex with him? ‘Oh Doctor, Doctor, Doctor!’ Wouldn’t know if I was coming or if my aunt’d had a heart attack.” Crouching against Vastra’s settee, Jenny’s intermittent giggling erupted once more. “But he is possibly, potentially, my type.”
“You know what a sailor would say? A sailor--!” Jenny broke off giggling, and Vastra fondly rubbed the nape of her neck until she’d calmed herself behind the cupped hands at her mouth. “A sailor would say you need a good rogering!” Jenny wailed with laughter and Vastra gave up on soothing her, merely supplying her with another taste of the pipe.
