seriousfic

Title: A Quick Stop Off For Tea And Fisting
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6794
Characters/Pairings: Clara/Vastra/Jenny
Summary: Madame Vastra and Jenny help Clara get over the Doctor.

“I do not fancy the Doctor,” Clara said with the emphatic quality that came only with bullshit. “Can you imagine having sex with him? ‘Oh Doctor, Doctor, Doctor!’ Wouldn’t know if I was coming or if my aunt’d had a heart attack.” Crouching against Vastra’s settee, Jenny’s intermittent giggling erupted once more. “But he is possibly, potentially, my type.”

“You know what a sailor would say? A sailor--!” Jenny broke off giggling, and Vastra fondly rubbed the nape of her neck until she’d calmed herself behind the cupped hands at her mouth. “A sailor would say you need a good rogering!” Jenny wailed with laughter and Vastra gave up on soothing her, merely supplying her with another taste of the pipe.

Ah, what better way to celebrate America's independence than by writing a story about a British sci-fi show?

FREEDOM!

Title: The Celebrity Exemption
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,031
Characters/Pairings: Amy/Rory, the Doctor, Vastra/Jenny
Summary: For two thousand years, the Last Centurion stood watch over the Pandorica. Nothing could deter him from his self-imposed duty. Nothing could tempt him away from his lost love. And then Charmed premiered.

( Doctor, pay close attention to the words coming out of my mouth. Rory shagged Alyssa Milano. )

Title: Time Changes Nothing
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,411
Characters/Pairings: Donna, the Doctor, hints of Doctor/Donna
Summary: End of Time AU. Remembering means Donna will die, as surely as the Doctor. But she remembers…

( She woke up to the Doctor’s face, smoother than she’d ever seen it, like he’d gone backwards while she’d gone forward. )

Title: Through A Scanners Homage Darkly
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: the Doctor, Donna (implied Doctor/Donna)
Word Count: 1,157
Timeline: Takes place shortly after 4x13, Journey’s End. SPOILERS.
Summary: Donna has a splitting headache.

( Who elected you the Lord of Time, anyway? )

Title: Shooting
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Doctor/Donna
Word Count: 1,234
Timeline: Takes place immediately after, with spoilers for, 4x07 – The Unicorn And The Wasp.
Summary: Donna and the Doctor aren’t going to let things get weird just because they kissed.

( My past isn’t depressing! Just the other century I was having a merry time with Liz… before she left me for… you’re right, that is depressing. Let’s have some jelly babies! )

Title: Childhood Ends
Rating: PG-13
Characters: The Doctor, the Master, Donna Noble
Word Count: 1,353
Summary: There once were two boys, a light-hearted boy and a serious-minded boy, and they made a promise to each other...

( The serious-minded boy arrives. He hesitates in the doorway, watching the light-hearted boy draw and hum to himself. After a moment, the serious-minded boy enters. The light-hearted boy stops drawing. He flips through his pad, finds the best drawing, rips it out and gives to the serious-minded boy. The serious-minded boy thanks him politely, then sits. It is always best to sit. The light-hearted boy sits next to him, although he literally can’t sit still. He fidgets constantly. )