seriousfic

Title: Marry The Knight
Fandom: Batman
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 11,329
Characters/Pairings: Bruce/Harley/Ivy, Selina Kyle, Lois Lane, Barbara Gordon
Summary: How do you stop Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy from marrying rich and killing their husbands for the inheritance? Well, if you’re Bruce Wayne, you can always marry them yourself.

Fixing Harley with a stare, Ivy revealed her garter belt, and the small vial enclosed in it. “Something I won’t be giving to the next man to get married.” She held out the vial to Harley. “A custom-made STD by yours truly. The minute that man penetrates you, his days are numbered.”

“But, uhh—I kinda prided myself on always having safe sex.”

Ivy patted her on the head. “Don’t worry about it. You’ll just be a carrier. The virus will have no effect on you, and in twenty-four hours, it’ll pass through your system. You just have to bed our dearly to-be-departed husband before then.”

“Righto!” Harley saluted smartly. “Is it fruit-flavored?”

Ivy smiled. “Harl, you ask the most incisive questions. Find out.”

Title: Hunter’s Bird
Fandom: Wonder Woman
Rating: NC-17
Word Count:
Timeline: Sequel to Hunter’s Moon, as requested by roguecatwoman. Followed by Hunter's Lair.
Characters/Pairings: Diana/Selina/Dinah
Summary: Selina just wanted to have some fun with Diana. She didn’t know someone else had had the same idea first.

( Some people never learned. Advanced technology and kooky magic, yet the Themysciran embassy was just as easy to break into the second time. Not that Selina planned to steal anything this time, besides some kisses. Well, ‘kisses’. )

Title: The Pearl Anniversary
Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Barbara/Harley/Ivy/Selina
Word Count: 1,105
Warning: Sex pollen shenanigans!
Summary: Written for the DCU femslash porn battle. Barbara/Harley/Ivy/Selina: old school rock. With the help of their latest mind-control subject, Batgirl, Harley and Ivy punish Selina for double-crossing them.

( It wasn’t nice double-crossing Harley and Ivy. They told me all about how naughty you were while they fucked me and fucked me and fucked me— )