Hollows/RPFS fic: Play’s The Thing (Megan Fox/Olivia Wilde, Rachel/Ivy)

Title: Play’s The Thing
Fandom: RPFS/The Hollows
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,076
Characters/Pairings: Megan Fox/Olivia Wilde, metafictional Rachel/Ivy
Summary: Megan and Olivia are stuck in a hotel room alone with the script to the new Hollows movie. What to do, what to do?

( “I masturbated to you once,” Megan blurted out, which didn’t at all sound as sexy as she thought it would. Shit, girl, when the fuck are you gonna stop saying crap like that when you get nervous? )

Hey, Otalia... PUT UP OR SHUT UP.

We all know that Kahlan is the awesome and Richard is also sufficiently appealing, so surely, there's no way Legend of the Seeker could get even better, right? After all, it's not as if there are amoral dominatrix lesbian assassins (Which is only THE BEST KIND) fighting for the Light Side... right?



GAME, SET, MATCH, EVERY OTHER SHOW ON TV. Feeding the squirrels is an euphemism, y/y?

ETA: IS THAT CHARISMA CARPENTER WUT? OMG, YOU GUYS, HOW ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING THIS AS A POSSIBILITY! I WANT TO SHIFT-KEY MY CAPS-LOCK AND THEN DRAW SOME FUCKING HEARTS AROUND IT! CORDELIA!!! <3 <3 <3