seriousfic

Title: It’s Sex With Someone You Love (or: Megan’s Clone’s First Kiss)
Fandom: RPFS
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,841
Characters/Pairings: Megan Fox/Megan Fox, references to Megan Fox/Olivia Wilde and Megan Fox/Rachel Maddow
Summary: If human cloning were perfected, don’t you think someone would clone Megan Fox? And don’t you think that clone would want to have sex with someone as hot as she was?

( Was her clone something of a skank? It was better than being evil or a birther or something, but still, it made Megan feel like a deadbeat dad. Maybe if she’d set a better example, starred in better movies, her clone would have better self-esteem. )

Title: Play’s The Thing
Fandom: RPFS/The Hollows
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,076
Characters/Pairings: Megan Fox/Olivia Wilde, metafictional Rachel/Ivy
Summary: Megan and Olivia are stuck in a hotel room alone with the script to the new Hollows movie. What to do, what to do?

( “I masturbated to you once,” Megan blurted out, which didn’t at all sound as sexy as she thought it would. Shit, girl, when the fuck are you gonna stop saying crap like that when you get nervous? )