seriousfic

Title: Craig Horner Gets Into Trouble With Sheep
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker/LotS RPF
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,018
Characters/Pairings: References to Richard/Kahlan and Cara/Kahlan
Author's notes: Maybe a little inspired by this interview.
Summary: After offending Zeus, King of the Gods, Craig Horner wakes up to find that he has become his character Richard Cypher and must defeat Darken Rahl. So yes, it’s a hard-hitting look at race relations.

( It was good to be Craig Horner, thought Craig Horner. He walked the New Zealand countryside, occasionally accepting gifts from the public. They were an adoring lot, even if he was sure that they were sure that he’d been in Lord of the Rings. )

Title: It’s Sex With Someone You Love (or: Megan’s Clone’s First Kiss)
Fandom: RPFS
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,841
Characters/Pairings: Megan Fox/Megan Fox, references to Megan Fox/Olivia Wilde and Megan Fox/Rachel Maddow
Summary: If human cloning were perfected, don’t you think someone would clone Megan Fox? And don’t you think that clone would want to have sex with someone as hot as she was?

( Was her clone something of a skank? It was better than being evil or a birther or something, but still, it made Megan feel like a deadbeat dad. Maybe if she’d set a better example, starred in better movies, her clone would have better self-esteem. )

Title: Play’s The Thing
Fandom: RPFS/The Hollows
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,076
Characters/Pairings: Megan Fox/Olivia Wilde, metafictional Rachel/Ivy
Summary: Megan and Olivia are stuck in a hotel room alone with the script to the new Hollows movie. What to do, what to do?

( “I masturbated to you once,” Megan blurted out, which didn’t at all sound as sexy as she thought it would. Shit, girl, when the fuck are you gonna stop saying crap like that when you get nervous? )