seriousfic: (Toph - LOLWUT?)
Title: Craig Horner Gets Into Trouble With Sheep
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker/LotS RPF
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,018
Characters/Pairings: References to Richard/Kahlan and Cara/Kahlan
Author's notes: Maybe a little inspired by this interview.
Summary: After offending Zeus, King of the Gods, Craig Horner wakes up to find that he has become his character Richard Cypher and must defeat Darken Rahl. So yes, it’s a hard-hitting look at race relations.

It was good to be Craig Horner, thought Craig Horner. He walked the New Zealand countryside, occasionally accepting gifts from the public. They were an adoring lot, even if he was sure that they were sure that he’d been in Lord of the Rings. )
seriousfic: (Femslash)
Title: I Spent Valentine’s Day In Bed With Rachel Nichols
Fandom: GI Joe RPF
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,035
Characters/Pairings: Sienna Miller/Rachel Nichols
Summary: Sienna is alone on Valentine’s Day. But not for long.

I got you a Valentine card. And a box of chocolate for you to give to me for me to share with you. )
seriousfic: (Default)
Title: It’s Sex With Someone You Love (or: Megan’s Clone’s First Kiss)
Fandom: RPFS
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,841
Characters/Pairings: Megan Fox/Megan Fox, references to Megan Fox/Olivia Wilde and Megan Fox/Rachel Maddow
Summary: If human cloning were perfected, don’t you think someone would clone Megan Fox? And don’t you think that clone would want to have sex with someone as hot as she was?

Was her clone something of a skank? It was better than being evil or a birther or something, but still, it made Megan feel like a deadbeat dad. Maybe if she’d set a better example, starred in better movies, her clone would have better self-esteem. )
seriousfic: (Emma "fucking" Frost)
Title: Save A Mountain Ox, Ride Megan Fox.
Fandom: RPFS
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,373
Characters/Pairings: Megan Fox/Olivia Wilde
Summary: Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde do cocaine and have sex. The end.

”Wanna get high?” Olivia asks out of the blue, pulling a baggie of unmistakable white powder from her bra. )
seriousfic: (Default)
Title: Play’s The Thing
Fandom: RPFS/The Hollows
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,076
Characters/Pairings: Megan Fox/Olivia Wilde, metafictional Rachel/Ivy
Summary: Megan and Olivia are stuck in a hotel room alone with the script to the new Hollows movie. What to do, what to do?

“I masturbated to you once,” Megan blurted out, which didn’t at all sound as sexy as she thought it would. Shit, girl, when the fuck are you gonna stop saying crap like that when you get nervous? )

Profile

seriousfic: (Default)
seriousfic

April 2017

S M T W T F S
      1
23 45678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
30      

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jun. 12th, 2025 07:30 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios