Hey, Otalia... PUT UP OR SHUT UP.

[seriousfic]

We all know that Kahlan is the awesome and Richard is also sufficiently appealing, so surely, there's no way Legend of the Seeker could get even better, right? After all, it's not as if there are amoral dominatrix lesbian assassins (Which is only THE BEST KIND) fighting for the Light Side... right?



GAME, SET, MATCH, EVERY OTHER SHOW ON TV. Feeding the squirrels is an euphemism, y/y?

ETA: IS THAT CHARISMA CARPENTER WUT? OMG, YOU GUYS, HOW ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING THIS AS A POSSIBILITY! I WANT TO SHIFT-KEY MY CAPS-LOCK AND THEN DRAW SOME FUCKING HEARTS AROUND IT! CORDELIA!!! <3 <3 <3