Hey, Otalia... PUT UP OR SHUT UP.

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We all know that Kahlan is the awesome and Richard is also sufficiently appealing, so surely, there's no way Legend of the Seeker could get even better, right? After all, it's not as if there are amoral dominatrix lesbian assassins (Which is only THE BEST KIND) fighting for the Light Side... right?



GAME, SET, MATCH, EVERY OTHER SHOW ON TV. Feeding the squirrels is an euphemism, y/y?

ETA: IS THAT CHARISMA CARPENTER WUT? OMG, YOU GUYS, HOW ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING THIS AS A POSSIBILITY! I WANT TO SHIFT-KEY MY CAPS-LOCK AND THEN DRAW SOME FUCKING HEARTS AROUND IT! CORDELIA!!! <3 <3 <3

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"amoral dominatrix lesbian assassins"

This is very relevant to my interests.

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FROM THE MAKERS OF XENA.

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I need the season # and the episode # ... STAT!

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IT'S THE SEASON TWO PREMIERE THIS NOVEMBER!!!!! WHICH WE WILL NOW CALL HOLYSHITVEMBER BECAUSE HOLY SHIT!!!

BTW, I finished the Olivia/Megan play Rachel/Ivy fic you were interested in.

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But season one is where this happened:

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Wow! It's like Christmas has come early or something!! *sniff* Does this mean we finally get some femslash for LotS? Because I really will cry like its Christmas!

GAME, SET, MATCH, EVERY OTHER SHOW ON TV.

IDK. They're gonna have to do more than kiss without tongue to beat Fringe's 'Olivia Dunham makes out with a stripper then gets a blowjob'!!

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But picture the fic! Agiel!sex! Collars! KAHLAN!!!

You can't top Kahlan. Just ask Richard You just can't.

(Besides, that stripper make-out session was due to brainwashing. LotS has sisters doing it to for themselves!)

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Lol, I don't care if it was brainwashing!! Random (albeit VERY IMPORTANT) Guest Star straight-girl kissing a bit player does not beat Lead Actress kissing stripper repeatedly and getting a blow-job!! Now, if that had been Kahlan getting her Cordelia Chase-on, it'd be a totally different story!

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But Cara is joining the cast as "traveling companion" (oh, you bet Kahlan has a traveling companion in every port), which means RICHARD/KAHLAN/CARA OT3! Magic doesn't work on Mord-Siths, therefore a hot threeway solves everyone's problems!

And c'mon, it's LotS! If Charisma Carpenter is playing a 'wicked' Mord-Sith, you just know she's going to be all over Kahlan with her evil lesbian hotness. (I know, I know, usually I'd be mad at the trope too, but if it means Swinging!Single!Cara is going to be having her wicked way with her nubile guest star they meet while Richard and Kahlan are making angsty, loving kinda hot eyes at each other, then so be it!)

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This . . . but . . . IS THIS REALITY? IS THIS HAPPENING IN REALITY RIGHT NOW?! Oh god, I need to go study that diagram again.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AB7IDw3PNI)

Also, word to your mother on the Otalia thing. Stupid pregnancies.