The Dickgirl Theorem

[seriousfic]

You know, I'm not saying that every guy who's into dickgirl might just be in the closet, but... have you tried gay porn? You might like it. Just coming at you as a friend here.

Because there are these things called strap-ons that are much easier to handwave. You don't have to do "magic spell on my alien biology during time travel!" You can just buy them at your local sex shop. It's still a lesbian enacting coitus, just without getting you freaky looks for fancying she-males.

By the way, this post right here? It means I'm going to start posting Teen Titans dickgirl art here for critique (read: mockery). Because this stuff is LOLarious, I swear. It's like... some of it is in-character. I AM JUST SAYING THAT THERE ARE CERTAIN WAYS TOON!STARFIRE COULD BE EXPECTED TO REACT TO HAVING A PENIS AND SOME OF THEM ARE MORE PROBABLE THAN OTHERS.

ETC: Plz to not be defriending me, they will be behind a cut.

Comments

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

...I'm terrified by dickgirls. It's like mpreg. I can only suspend my disbelief so far. Genderswap? Totally fine. But having a penis and boobs? No.

[rdfox.livejournal.com]

...then I probably shouldn't scare you with the results of one very bad bout of insomnia I had a couple of years ago, where I came up with a hypothetical view of Tamaranean physiology that was based on the concept of a species involving dickgirls... yet which was based virtually entirely on things actually seen among mammals in real life, with it definitely NOT actually being a girl with boy parts. (Considering that, in the real world, the penis develops from the clitoris when certain hormones are applied during gestation, it's not that far-fetched... look at the hyena, for example.)

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I don't mind it if there actually is a decent explanation. That wouldn't be so bad. Disturbing, maybe, but not because of disbelievability. I mean, Tamaraneans, who even knows what their physiology would look like? Though with her costume, I kinda doubt it'd be a penis.

[rdfox.livejournal.com]

Well, you asked for it. ;-) http://www.geocities.com/dafox_1999/TamAnat.txt

You're probably right about the clothing versus the way they're set up, though.