The Dickgirl Theorem
Apr. 13th, 2008 05:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficYou know, I'm not saying that every guy who's into dickgirl might just be in the closet, but... have you tried gay porn? You might like it. Just coming at you as a friend here.
Because there are these things called strap-ons that are much easier to handwave. You don't have to do "magic spell on my alien biology during time travel!" You can just buy them at your local sex shop. It's still a lesbian enacting coitus, just without getting you freaky looks for fancying she-males.
By the way, this post right here? It means I'm going to start posting Teen Titans dickgirl art here for critique (read: mockery). Because this stuff is LOLarious, I swear. It's like... some of it is in-character. I AM JUST SAYING THAT THERE ARE CERTAIN WAYS TOON!STARFIRE COULD BE EXPECTED TO REACT TO HAVING A PENIS AND SOME OF THEM ARE MORE PROBABLE THAN OTHERS.
ETC: Plz to not be defriending me, they will be behind a cut.
Because there are these things called strap-ons that are much easier to handwave. You don't have to do "magic spell on my alien biology during time travel!" You can just buy them at your local sex shop. It's still a lesbian enacting coitus, just without getting you freaky looks for fancying she-males.
By the way, this post right here? It means I'm going to start posting Teen Titans dickgirl art here for critique (read: mockery). Because this stuff is LOLarious, I swear. It's like... some of it is in-character. I AM JUST SAYING THAT THERE ARE CERTAIN WAYS TOON!STARFIRE COULD BE EXPECTED TO REACT TO HAVING A PENIS AND SOME OF THEM ARE MORE PROBABLE THAN OTHERS.
ETC: Plz to not be defriending me, they will be behind a cut.
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Date: 2008-04-14 08:44 pm (UTC)You're probably right about the clothing versus the way they're set up, though.