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Peter: What's this? My dad's old suitcase?
Uncle Ben: Oh yeah. Your father gave that to me before he died. The last thing he said to me before he died was that I keep it safe. It was his dying wish. (beat) I forgot all about it!
Peter: Hmmm… a newspaper clipping hidden inside! It's about my father and someone named Curt Connors! This is brand-new information!
Audience: Uh, if it's from a NEWSPAPER, then it's a matter of public record.
Peter: Maybe if I search for this on Bing, I might find some answers!
Audience: Seriously? That's what leads to this major revelation of your dead father's life? An internet search?
Peter: Well! My father used to work for Oscorp!
Audience: ALL THAT TOOK WAS A SEARCH ON THE INTERNET?
Peter: Well, to be fair, I was using Google before, like a normal person. Bing, that makes all the difference.
( Can you spoil a movie where NOTHING HAPPENS? )
Uncle Ben: Oh yeah. Your father gave that to me before he died. The last thing he said to me before he died was that I keep it safe. It was his dying wish. (beat) I forgot all about it!
Peter: Hmmm… a newspaper clipping hidden inside! It's about my father and someone named Curt Connors! This is brand-new information!
Audience: Uh, if it's from a NEWSPAPER, then it's a matter of public record.
Peter: Maybe if I search for this on Bing, I might find some answers!
Audience: Seriously? That's what leads to this major revelation of your dead father's life? An internet search?
Peter: Well! My father used to work for Oscorp!
Audience: ALL THAT TOOK WAS A SEARCH ON THE INTERNET?
Peter: Well, to be fair, I was using Google before, like a normal person. Bing, that makes all the difference.
( Can you spoil a movie where NOTHING HAPPENS? )
