The Top Five Most Okay Superhero Movies Of All Time: Superman Returns

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Will The Amazing Spider-Man be worthy of the pantheon of superhero movies that have earned the moniker "not too shabby"? The only way to be sure is to judge its mehsteemed colleagues. First up, Superman Returns, the movie with everything you could want from a Richard Donner Superman movie! Flying! Spandex! Airplanes! Child murder! Stalking! Uhh, dog cannibalism! Cyclops! All that and much, much more*!

*The management will not offer refunds to those who do not get much, much more.