My dad wants me to go see The Fighter

I told him that I can't support any director who butchers a cinematic adaptation as easy as Uncharted, when the logline should be simply "Nathan Fillion plays Indiana Jones".

Me: He's turning it into a family drama! With Mark Wahlberg!

Dad: Mark Wahlberg was pretty good in that movie whose name I can't remember (The Departed).

Me: Well, Nathan Fillion was pretty good in everything, so he should take precedent.

C'mon, people, if Matt Damon were more of a white guy, he'd be Mark Wahlberg. The only possible positive that Uncharted: The Movie (it takes place in New York! How is New York uncharted!) can have is the metafictional riffing Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception will do on it.


"Say hi to your mother for me... IN HELL."

Nikita fic: I become you, you become me (Amanda/Alex, Nikita/Alex)

I'm going to hell for this one. Well, that, and all the manslaughter.

Title: I become you, you become me
Fandom: Nikita
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,963
Spoilers: For 1x11 - All the Way.
Characters/Pairings: Alex/Nikita, Alex/Amanda, references to Nikita/Amanda
Summary: Amanda has a taste for new recruits, so young, so innocent. And Alex can't risk her cover. It's just one more sacrifice Nikita can't ask her to make. One more sacrifice Alex will make anyway.

( Don't do it. Not if you have any doubt, not if you're looking for something to prove. She'll get into your head. She'll make you enjoy it. )