My dad wants me to go see The Fighter
Dec. 20th, 2010 11:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficI told him that I can't support any director who butchers a cinematic adaptation as easy as Uncharted, when the logline should be simply "Nathan Fillion plays Indiana Jones".
Me: He's turning it into a family drama! With Mark Wahlberg!
Dad: Mark Wahlberg was pretty good in that movie whose name I can't remember (The Departed).
Me: Well, Nathan Fillion was pretty good in everything, so he should take precedent.
C'mon, people, if Matt Damon were more of a white guy, he'd be Mark Wahlberg. The only possible positive that Uncharted: The Movie (it takes place in New York! How is New York uncharted!) can have is the metafictional riffing Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception will do on it.
"Say hi to your mother for me... IN HELL."
Me: He's turning it into a family drama! With Mark Wahlberg!
Dad: Mark Wahlberg was pretty good in that movie whose name I can't remember (The Departed).
Me: Well, Nathan Fillion was pretty good in everything, so he should take precedent.
C'mon, people, if Matt Damon were more of a white guy, he'd be Mark Wahlberg. The only possible positive that Uncharted: The Movie (it takes place in New York! How is New York uncharted!) can have is the metafictional riffing Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception will do on it.
"Say hi to your mother for me... IN HELL."
