Iron Man fic: From Russia With Love (And A Catsuit)

Title: From Russia With Love (And A Catsuit)
Fandom: Iron Man
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,032
Characters/Pairings: Natasha/Pepper, Tony Stark
Author's notes: Takes place after Iron Man 2. Written as part of help_pakistan for yetanothermask, who asked for and will get Jerkass Tony, Natasha/Pepper, and action. Action/adventure. There's an action.
Summary: What Pepper's diary will look like tomorrow: "Dear diary, today I lost my job, was kidnapped by Blackwater, and kissed a girl. I liked it."

( It was all Gabourey Sidibe's fault. If you asked Tony. If you asked Pepper, it was Tony's fault for being a patronizing ass who was way too smug for a man who hadn't done his own laundry in seventeen years. And that was only one time because he was sure he'd invented a much better form of soap suds. )

So I took my sister to see Owls of the Legend: Guardians of the Goonies...

Something like that. Even if you're not into the whole epic fantasy/chosen one/barn owl thing, it's almost worth it because Zach Snyder directs the whole thing EXACTLY like he would 300. Like, they cut out the exact parts where folks are getting parts chopped off, but other than that, shit is hardcore. Owl Nazis are making child slaves and then the Owl Spartans show up to stop them.

Can we get Snyder on a Flash movie? I know people are getting tired of his speed-ramping in other movies, but in any film with the Speed Force, it'd be perfect. Speed up for Wally running around, slow down for him hitting people, boom, done.