Genderswap in femslash, you say?

(This won't make sense unless you've been following some of the meta going around femslash circles. Well, it'll make less sense.)

My secret shame... I have a femslash genderswap idea. It's Hollows-fic... yes, the Hollows of the eternally woe-betiding Rachel and her "woe is me, I am in love with Ivy but she is a GIRL and she has GIRL BITS and yet I also have GIRL BITS and this DOES NOT COMPUTE." Because Rachel is so hetero you brings to mind some hellish SNL character played straight. Heteronormitivity Girl, perhaps. She literally cannot meet a guy without thinking about boning him and, contrasted with her prudishness with the VERY long-suffering Ivy, it gets FRUSTRATING LIKE WHOA.

So, in one of my more vindictive moments, I came up with this.

Rachel: OH, HEART, ALACK, I AM IN LOVE WITH IVY AND YET SHE DOES NOT HAVE A PENIS! WHAT AM I TO DO?

Ivy: You know, canonically, there are charms capable of altering appearances. What if I put on this charm that turned me into a man?

Rachel: Uh...

Ivy: Hmm... it's more dangly than I expected...

Rachel's Ovaries: DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT!

Rachel: Shut up! It's Ivy! She's a girl and she... girly bits... hetero to the bone...

Ivy: Now it's getting stiff...

Rachel: NOM NOM NOM NOM!

**Some Highly Literal Genderfuckery Later**

Rachel: **internal monologue o' doom and sexual confusion**

Ivy: **takes off charm**

Rachel's Ovaries: STILL WANT STILL WANT STILL WANT!

Rachel: You turned my ovaries against me!

Ivy: Finely-honed master plan: 1. "Gut instinct": Zip.

Rachel: ...well-played. Now buy a strap-on.

**snugglin'**








And that's my plan!

Wonder Woman fic: Hunter's Lair (Diana/Selina/Donna/Io)

Title: Hunter’s Lair
Fandom: Wonder Woman
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,462
Timeline: Sequel to Hunter’s Bird.
Characters/Pairings: Diana/Selina/Donna/Io, references to Donna/Kory
Acknowledgments: Thanks to Tracy for betaing this.
Summary: When Selina drops in on Diana and Io’s date night, it looks like Diana’s affections will be split. But the princess has other ideas.

( Donna’s a younger version of me. I try not to hold it against her. )

You're welcome, thrace_

Here is a shot of Rachel Nichols as Scarlett, from the G.I. Joe movie, for which I am perhaps foolishly optimistic. THE NINTH DOCTOR plays a villain named Destro, people! I'm not made of stone!

Hmm

This could be interesting.

The problem is finding something that can go to 15K words without padding. There's an Ivy-centric Hollows-fic that might do the job. If it winds up being 14K, I can always make up the difference in unabashed smut.

Yeah, I know, but who'd complain?

I wonder how much interest there'd be in a Big Bang for comics fandom.

So, Japan then...