Iron Man fic: Obi

Title: Obi
Fandom: Iron Man movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 476
Characters/Pairings: Tony Stark, Obadiah Stane, references to Tony/Pepper
Summary: Tony doesn't have a dad, but Obadiah does his best.

( Hi Obi, it's me. Do you know if I'm in love with Pepper? )

Obligatory Inauguration Day speech

Did I hear that right? Obama and Bush are sharing the same limo? That must be fun.

Obama: I think the American people will appreciate having a president who isn't an unqualified homophobe, don't you?

Bush: I'LL LET YOU KNOW IN FOUR YEARS!

Then they start making out.

I have my computer again! Fyeah!

Goodbye, family computer that hasn't been defragged since the 1900s and runs with approximately three cycles a minute. Hello, privacy and its ensuing smutfic! Let's never part again.