Obligatory Inauguration Day speech

[seriousfic]

Did I hear that right? Obama and Bush are sharing the same limo? That must be fun.

Obama: I think the American people will appreciate having a president who isn't an unqualified homophobe, don't you?

Bush: I'LL LET YOU KNOW IN FOUR YEARS!

Then they start making out.

Comments

[rann.livejournal.com]

Good lord. You'd have an easier time getting someone to insure Jackie Chan than you would getting insurance for that limo.

[lurkslikefox.livejournal.com]

So many goose bumps with that speech.

My personal favorite part was Obama telling the rest of the world that America was ready to lead again. I personally have felt really lost without America telling me what to do...

[cold-nostalgia.livejournal.com]

*Snerk* Good one.

[rann.livejournal.com]

Remember, kids, when a Republican President claims he wants to lead the world it's jingoistic nationalist presumption of superiority. When a Democrat President claims he wants to lead the world it's inspirational responsibility of power.

[jlbarnett.livejournal.com]

hey, that's fine. We'll just turn our attention inward and totally ignore other countries and then everyone can bitch about us being isolationists.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I imagined it all;

(Bush and Obama sitting in a room for three panels of awkward silence)

Obama: What the FRICK, man?

[rann.livejournal.com]

Bush: I know, I can't believe they actually bought all that crap you said, either.

Aaand...fail.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

Speaking as a Conservative Christian, you might want to quit while you're behind.

Re: Aaand...fail.

[rann.livejournal.com]

Speaking as a semi-conservative non-Christian, you might want to learn to take a joke at Bamallama's expense, because the next four years are gonna be full of 'em.