seriousfic

Title: How To Succeed As A Superhero Without Making Your Own Costume
Fandom: Batman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,604
Author’s Notes: If DC is going to write charming scenes about Tim accidentally gut-punching Steph and not apologizing because he’s so very grim, and Cass spontaneously declaring “Don’t wanna!” and making Steph Batgirl… then crackfic happens.
Characters/Pairings: Tim/Steph, Ollie, Hal, Dinah, Delirium,
Summary: What, you thought Batgirl #1 was the first time some superhero threw away their costume and told Stephanie Brown to take over for them?

( Hey, Tiiiim! Timmy! Tim-Tim! It’s Steph. Pick up! Your answering machine message sounds weird and gruff. Do you have a sore throat? HEY TIM! Pick up or I’m giving Ms. Martian your phone number. *And* telling her you got a new kitten. )

Title: Too Many Valentines!
Fandom: Young Justice/Teen Titans
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,360
Characters/Pairings: Tim/Steph, Kon, Bart, Cass, and the JLI.
Summary: Steph is usually okay with the amount of Valentines Robin gets, but not when one of them is from Cass!

( How many people with double initials do you know? And with a name like Cass? There’s only one explanation. Batgirl is trying to steal my boyfriend! )

Title: Cass's First Christmas
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Cassandra Cain, Tim/Steph, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent.
Word Count: 5,536
Summary: With Superman helping out around Gotham, there's no need for Batman to have a Robin or a Batgirl supporting him. So Tim is tasked to spend the holidays with Cass. But even with Cass not looking for trouble, will trouble find her in... "The Case of the Excessive Eggnog"?

( Cass wondered what Batman could be doing with Superman. Then she remembered the movies she’d watch with Dick for Hollow Ween. When she got scared, Dick had told her that she didn’t need to worry about Count Dracula because Superman could take him easy. Was that why Batman needed Superman’s help? There were vampires in the city? Questioningly, Cass mimed plunging a stake into a vampire’s chest. Hand gripping the invisible stake, motioning it up and down, up and down, up and down… )

Title: Upon A Midnight Dreary
Rating: Uhh, better make it NC-17. DON’T FLAG ME, BRO!
Characters/Pairings: Tim/Steph
Word Count: 2,436
Summary: Steph is Robin now. Tim just has to get used to it.

( “Steph,” he said, turning to look at her. “Robin,” she corrected. “When I’m in the mask.” )