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So tumblr user thecapedraccoon wrote an AU of Scott and Barda as foster kids, and when I saw the pitch, I couldn't help writing a story go with it. Her post is here, but I cover a lot of the details in the story. Enjoy.

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I was reading about the DC reboot the other day and how the new line-up was supposed to be more diverse, so I thought 'what if they weren't laughing when they said that?' And now we have a story about a genderqueer Green Lantern.

As for Scott Free and Big Barda, what story isn't better for having them randomly show up?

Title: Who you are without the ring
Fandom: Green Lantern
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,894
Author’s notes: Betaed by Gran Sigma
Summary: Kirk Kelly is the man's man of the Green Lantern Corps, always first into battle, never resting until the fight is done. His secret identity is Kelly Kirkpatrick. She's a sixteen-year-old girl.

I was back on Earth and there was this whole new universe for me and I thought… why can't I look like who I am inside? Who I want to be. )
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Prompt: Mister Miracle / Big Barda

Sex within a loving relationship. Not fluffy, no hearts and flowers, maybe a little rough, but there should be an element of mutual trust/liking.

It would also be nice if Barda could be a little dominant, but that's not a strict requirement.


Barda likes it big. )
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Trying for something a little different here. Instead of smut, a domestic-y look at how Scott/Barda/Diana would probably work in canon. Good evening for Diana = wine, sparring, and sex y/y? Written for [livejournal.com profile] dcx3's Ladies Choice Challenge. It's for threesomes involving at least two women, in case anyone on my f-list happens to be interested in that.

Title: One Moment Between Three People
Fandom: DC comics
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,206
Characters/Pairings: Scott/Barda/Diana
Summary: Diana just happened to be in Barda and Scott’s neighborhood while she was flying her invisible jet.

She dug up a bottle of wine that a vineyard had given her for saving their fields from Despero. They’d been more excited by the photo op than saddened over the damage. She hadn’t had time to get drunk, and hadn’t had anyone to do it with, but at the back of her mind it seemed ungracious to not enjoy the wine. This seemed an elegant solution to that. )
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Which is cuter? These adorable baby puppies?



Or Craig Horner and Bridget Regan?





Oh, that's... that's not doing anything at all to dissuade my head-casting of Scott and Barda. Now I'm going to be watching season two of Legend of the Seeker and instead of thinking "Why don't you just use a Rada'han for sexy times?", I'm going to be thinking "Why don't you just use a Mega-Rod for sexy times?" Damnit, this is a PROBLEM.
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Barda wasn’t the most beautiful girl in the universe. She walked like a tank, hips swinging only as much as they needed to for her to take her next bold stride. Her fingernails were cut short, never lacquered, often with bits of dried blood under them. Her stare wasn’t so much ‘come-hither’ as ‘go far, far away’. Her skin was rough, her smile was cruel, her hair was matte black dull, and when it came to conversation, she was great at giving orders.

Some days, Barda wondered what it would be like to be even in the running. Maybe Scott would appreciate it. But mostly, she was happy being Barda.

***

Scott was very physical on Earth, even more than Earth was. No one saluted on Earth. They shook hands and high-fived and slapped each other on the shoulder. But Scott even moreso than most. When Barda sat down, winded from battling a Parademon legion, Scott’s fingers were at her neck, massaging out the tension. When her face was burnt from a heat-blast, his hands were there with soothing wet clothes. And when her hair came loose and was in her face, he brushed it away.

Of course, on Apokolips, there was no touching. There was always armor in the way, and even if you did touch skin, it would only be to smear the oil and grime on it. Flesh against flesh was a memory of something that had never happened. But Scott had looked at her like he wanted to touch her. Not the crude leering of the generals, but with a slightly sad appreciation of her, like he was watching a sunset.

It was while looking at a Magog-class destroyer that she finally touched back. It was raining destruction down on an Earth city and any minute now their back-up would arrive and they would attack it as a team, and Barda knew she could take it even without the Justice League, but if she couldn’t

Her hand was around Scott’s hand. It was so small, yet there was such strength in the way he returned her squeeze. His skin was soft, fingers long and slender, palm dry. When she looked at him, he was smiling.

“We could die,” she said brusquely.

“We could live,” he replied. “Either way, I’m holding hands with the most beautiful girl in the universe.”

***

The best part of not being the most beautiful girl in the universe was that Scott thought she was.
seriousfic: (Barda is not the world's best cook)
Title: Five Times Scott And Barda Fell In Love
Fandom: Fourth World
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,402
Characters/Pairings: Scott/Barda, Oberon, Superman
Summary: Barda buys Scott a leather jacket, and other times they loved each other.

Barda was taken aback by the question. She tried to walk through the process like it was a debriefing. “I thought about you. I saw it. I wondered if you would like it. I decided you would. I wanted you to have it. So, I paid for it.” )
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Title: Escape Plan
Fandom: Birds of Prey (comicverse)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,379
Characters/Pairings: Helena/Zinda/Dinah, references to Babs/Dinah and Scott/Barda
Summary: Zinda’s plan to distract the guards ends up being more distracting for Helena and Dinah.

I am so glad I wasn’t partnered with Barda on this one. )
seriousfic: (Barda is not the world's best cook)
Title: Before You Let It Go...
Fandom: DC comics
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,633
Acknowledgments: Thanks to Tracy for betaing this and also to [livejournal.com profile] lurkslikefox, both for betaing this and telling me it was her favorite thing I've written. D'awww...
Characters/Pairings: Scott/Barda, Granny Goodness
Next Part: 2/6
Summary: Scott Free makes an escape attempt and a bad first impression. By a combination of both, he ends up the slave of a humorless taskmaster by the name of Big Barda.

I don’t feel sorry for you. Why would I feel sorry for an obnoxious, cowardly deserter? I just hate to see Darkseid’s resources being squandered. )
seriousfic: (Barda Must Love Dogs)
Title: One Way To End An Argument
Fandom: Fourth World
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,023
Characters/Pairings: Scott/Barda
Summary: You know when a girlfriend is angry with her boyfriend and she starts throwing his stuff out the window? That works differently with super-strength.

His favorite deck of cards exploded against his chest, surrounding him in a flurry of spades and hearts and diamonds. Scott raised a finger to clarify. “I take it you’re not happy to see me.” )
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Title: The History of the DC Universe (as told by chibis) Part 1
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,649
Characters/Pairings: Chibi!Dick, Chibi!Kory, Chibi!Babs, Chibi!Titans, Chibi!BOP, Chibi!Bats, and Mean Old Mr. Darkseid
Timeline: Inspired by Superman/Batman 51 (the chibi issue) and AIM conversation with [livejournal.com profile] shananagin.
Summary: Kory runs away from home when her older sister Blackfire tries to make her clean up all her stupid friends’ messes, gets into a love triangle with Dick (whose circus acrobat parents fell off of unicycles), and goes to the school dance with a boy her father set her up with.

Barbara Gordon's leg was in a cast from when the Joker had pushed her out of her treehouse. Scuttlebutt was that she would have to spend all summer in a cast. Now she never played with Dick or Bruce. She just kept talking on the phone with Dinah. )
seriousfic: (Roy's Anti-Drug)
Title: Look Closer
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,625
Characters/Pairings: Babs/Dinah, Big Barda, Zinda Blake, Helena Bertinelli, mention of Scott/Barda
Summary: At first glance, Barbara and Dinah are just good friends. If you don’t look closer…

“I suppose it’s nice to know someone has my back. Not that I need it, just… nice. Like, knowing you can come pick me up if things get hot.” “Wouldn’t say it’s exactly the same thing.” )
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Title: Distraction and Incentive
Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Barda/Diana, mention of Scott/Barda and Diana/Io
Word Count: 1,100
Summary: Written for the DCU femslash porn battle. Barda/Diana: "my husband thinks you're pretty"; Diana teaches Barda a lesson in love.

My lips aren’t enough for you? My hands aren’t enough for you? *This* isn’t enough for you? )
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Writing The Other Wife has put me in such a funk that I needed to write something light and fluffy. I.e., Scott/Barda. Here ya go. Now, I am off to work for twelve hours (!) and getting me through being on my feet for half the time it takes for the Earth to make a single revolution will be the knowledge that I’ll have lots of nummy feedback waiting for me when I get home. So please, think of the feet.

Also, whaddyaknow, the latest chapter of The Other Wife is up. It has sexytime, and there’s mention of zombies in the comments. Why don’t you fill one of your twelve hours of doing nothing with some literature, eh?

Title: Cycles
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Scott/Barda
Word Count: 2,338
Continuity: After the last issue of Mister Miracle v1. Short version: Barda and Scott confess their love for each other and get married because God ordained it. Darkseid shows up to be a dick about it, so the whole wedding party goes to New Genesis to live happily ever after.
Summary: Or not.

New Genesis was such a paradise it was like diving into cold water. Everything was beautiful. Barda fit right in. )

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