seriousfic

If I'd been really honest with the pairings, it'd be something like "references to Thor/Ororo, Tony/Natasha, and Felicia being Felicia."

Title: Spidey’s Got A Girlfriend 2: Girlfriend Harder!
Fandom: Marvel Adventures Avengers
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,585
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Jan, Ororo, the Avengers, and special guest Spider-love interests!
Last Part: Spidey’s Got A Girlfriend!
Summary: So Peter’s dating someone. Someone secret. Well, what if she’s a shapeshifter or a stalker or an alien? Or all three? It’s a good thing Peter has friends like Jan and Ororo to find out who he’s dating, and if she’s a shapeshifting alien stalker.

( Jan pointed a finger in Tigra’s face. “Are you now or have you ever been Spidey’s girlfriend?” )

Title: It’s The Fight That Counts
Fandom: Spider-Man comics
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,942
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Felicia Hardy, a number of surprise guests
Summary: Mary-Jane just found the perfect birthday present for Peter. The only problem is, Felicia did too.

( You did not just compare my feelings for Spider to *Twilight*, hooker. )

Title: What Friends Are For
Fandom: Marvel comics
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,488
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ
Author’s Notes: Betaed by lurkslikefox
Summary: Mary-Jane learns Peter’s a virgin. She decides to help him with that.

( Hey, I know you’re not an expert, but it works better if you’re not wearing clothes. )

Title: This Spider-Man – This Misogynist!?
Fandom: Spider-Man
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 829
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ
Summary: Peter learns the hard way that fighting villainesses can have SRS consequences.

( Four hours I’ve been fighting Titania. That’s enough time for Alpha Flight to fly down here from Canada! But does anyone help me? No. You’d think Daredevil could at least swing by and throw a dang billy club… )


And when you think about it, after a while, all the beautiful woman in revealing outfits beating you up would have to serve as a sort of aversion therapy…

Spider-Man: Ooh, boobies!

White Queen: *punch!*

Spider-Man: Ooh, boobies!

Volcana: *punch!*

Spider-Man: Ooh, boobies!

Superia: *punch!*

So when he gets home…

Mary-Jane: Hey Peter, wanna fool around? …Peter, why did you jump across the room and web me to the bed?

Peter: Uh… foreplay?

I got bored waiting for Joey Q to get run out of Marvel on a rail, so here’s the fic of (a Quesada-less) tomorrow… today!


Title: Curtains
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Tony Stark, Jessica Drew
Word Count: 2,336
Summary: The longest hours of Mary-Jane’s life are waiting for Peter to come home. Sometimes, coming home doesn’t make things any better.

( Peter had come in through the window, dressed in that suit that at times like this she could never figure out how she’d once thought it was sexy. The blue parts were soaked into darkness and the red seemed to escape and spread over the black stitching that covered it. He seemed like one massive wound. Taking the mask off didn’t help. )