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Now I feel sorry for all the people who friended me for the witty commentary and sophisticated fic. Because, you know, sometimes you just gotta write Power Girl and Big Barda UNFing.

(Author notes: BOOBIES!)

Title: Gratuitous
Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Big Barda/Power Girl
Word Count: 2,358
Summary: Written for the DCU femslash porn battle. DC comics, Barda/Karen: too big. There's no way that thing is going inside her.

( You’re under Barda’s command now. And Big Barda always takes care of her troops. )

Title: Teammates
Fandom: Batman comicverse
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Helena Bertinelli, Big Barda
Word Count: 1,491
Timeline: Takes place shortly after Birds of Prey 107
Summary: Helena’s just gotten used to taking orders from one paranoid control freak, she’ll be damned if she’s going to start following a bitch like Katarina Armstrong. But Barda’s used to being part of a dictatorship…

( Helena was very close to making a stupid decision. She could tell it was a stupid choice… she’d worked for Barbara long enough to know that… but she wasn’t sure it wasn’t the right choice. )

Writing The Other Wife has put me in such a funk that I needed to write something light and fluffy. I.e., Scott/Barda. Here ya go. Now, I am off to work for twelve hours (!) and getting me through being on my feet for half the time it takes for the Earth to make a single revolution will be the knowledge that I’ll have lots of nummy feedback waiting for me when I get home. So please, think of the feet.

Also, whaddyaknow, the latest chapter of The Other Wife is up. It has sexytime, and there’s mention of zombies in the comments. Why don’t you fill one of your twelve hours of doing nothing with some literature, eh?

Title: Cycles
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Scott/Barda
Word Count: 2,338
Continuity: After the last issue of Mister Miracle v1. Short version: Barda and Scott confess their love for each other and get married because God ordained it. Darkseid shows up to be a dick about it, so the whole wedding party goes to New Genesis to live happily ever after.
Summary: Or not.

( New Genesis was such a paradise it was like diving into cold water. Everything was beautiful. Barda fit right in. )