OH, FRANK!
Jul. 25th, 2008 11:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
There is not a font big enough for the OH, FRANK! I am feeling at the moment.
From SHH's description of Frank Miller's The Spirit. "Police officer Denny Colt is nearly killed by a bullet wound but awakens to find himself in 'a new reality,' able to do things he couldn't before." Soon he meets DCI Gene Hunt, with whom he solves case with 21st century... wait, no.
"In addition to incredible endurance, Colt's pheromones have been altered, causing mutual attraction between himself and any woman he meets."
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Wait, that's...
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I mean, how...
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But that's just...
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I MEAN!!!

Frank Miller has just trolled every feminist who ever complained about female superhumans with the power of seduction. Hold on a second, let me square things around...
"In addition to incredible endurance,Colt's pheromones have been altered, causing mutual attraction between himself and any woman he meets. Colt has become a conservative, whose virile sex drive overpowers the libido of any woman he meets with sheer love of fiscal responsibility and military readiness."
There, now I feel sane again.
From SHH's description of Frank Miller's The Spirit. "Police officer Denny Colt is nearly killed by a bullet wound but awakens to find himself in 'a new reality,' able to do things he couldn't before." Soon he meets DCI Gene Hunt, with whom he solves case with 21st century... wait, no.
"In addition to incredible endurance, Colt's pheromones have been altered, causing mutual attraction between himself and any woman he meets."
...
Wait, that's...
...
I mean, how...
...
But that's just...
...
I MEAN!!!

Frank Miller has just trolled every feminist who ever complained about female superhumans with the power of seduction. Hold on a second, let me square things around...
"In addition to incredible endurance,
There, now I feel sane again.
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Date: 2008-07-26 04:43 am (UTC)Was...was this even a part of the original The Spirit character? I'm not familiar with it...
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Date: 2008-07-26 04:50 am (UTC)I think originally the Spirit was just a hot bitch who had plenty of women throwing themselves at him, for various values of "throwing themselves at him".
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Date: 2008-07-26 02:27 pm (UTC)smexy male orderlycompetent and proactive women who'll protect the injured manwhore who will protect himfrom his own seriously warped and repressed sexualityPope Ratzingerpredators.Am I the only one fearing Krazy Komedy Hijinks?
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Date: 2008-07-26 04:49 am (UTC)That made me laugh far too hard, oh gosh. Fantastic.
AND OH, FRANK! I am utterly amused by that. I won't lie.
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Date: 2008-07-26 05:02 am (UTC)...TRUFAX!
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Date: 2008-07-26 05:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-26 05:10 am (UTC)You know what, instead of making those awful Scary Movie/Epic Movie/Disaster Movie movies, studios should just give money to Frank Miller. Whatever he comes up with will make just as much sense and be a great deal funnier.
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Date: 2008-07-26 05:38 am (UTC)WHORESWHORESWHORES
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Date: 2008-07-26 05:39 pm (UTC)Lol.
Okay so now Colt is now Stacy X. Oh lawd. YES, I HAVE BEEN TROLLED. FUUUCKK.
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Date: 2008-07-26 05:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-27 05:17 pm (UTC)Needless to say, this is one superhero movie I will be skipping.
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Date: 2008-07-27 08:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-27 08:57 pm (UTC)