OH, FRANK!

[seriousfic]

There is not a font big enough for the OH, FRANK! I am feeling at the moment.

From SHH's description of Frank Miller's The Spirit. "Police officer Denny Colt is nearly killed by a bullet wound but awakens to find himself in 'a new reality,' able to do things he couldn't before." Soon he meets DCI Gene Hunt, with whom he solves case with 21st century... wait, no.

"In addition to incredible endurance, Colt's pheromones have been altered, causing mutual attraction between himself and any woman he meets."

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Wait, that's...

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I mean, how...

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But that's just...

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I MEAN!!!



Frank Miller has just trolled every feminist who ever complained about female superhumans with the power of seduction. Hold on a second, let me square things around...

"In addition to incredible endurance, Colt's pheromones have been altered, causing mutual attraction between himself and any woman he meets. Colt has become a conservative, whose virile sex drive overpowers the libido of any woman he meets with sheer love of fiscal responsibility and military readiness."

There, now I feel sane again.

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[fridgepunk.livejournal.com]

Actually it's quite common for people who've been shot to spontaneously start sweating roofies - evolutionary psychology says that it's so that injured men can attracted a smexy male orderly competent and proactive women who'll protect the injured man whore who will protect him from his own seriously warped and repressed sexuality Pope Ratzinger predators.

Am I the only one fearing Krazy Komedy Hijinks?