The Best and Worst of The Spirit: Ellen Dolan

[seriousfic]

Wait, did she... did she just order up a boy-hooker? Right in front of her boyfriend?

I see some reorganization is due on account of Ellen fucking Dolan.

Best Superhero Girlfriends

1. Mary-Jane Watson Ellen Dolan
2. Lois Lane
3. Linda Park

Or wait... does this count as a negative?

Worst Superhero Girlfriends

1. Karen Page Ellen Dolan
2. Ollie Queen
3. Lana Lang

Comments

[lurkslikefox.livejournal.com]

Surely it's better to call for boy-hookers to your boyfriends face rather than going behind his back...

Does Comics!Felicia Hardy not get a place in the bad girlfriend list for her reaction to Peter's dramatic unmasking? 'Omg that's what your face looks like? Blegh! Put the mask back on!'