Santana = Lashina

[seriousfic]

Of course, that's the only similarity between Big Barda and Quinn Fabray. One was raised in an oppressive environment, where she was taught to suppress her emotions and focus on perfection regardless of the cost. Then she was trained by a freakish harridan, proving so skilled that she ended up leading an elite all-girl team. But then she met an eccentric outsider. They became close friends and eventually much more, leading to her exile from the life she'd known.

But enough about Quinn and Rachel. They're not even canon.


Remember when 'non-canon' meant you had to willfully misinterpret the source material?