The Dickgirl Theorem

[seriousfic]

You know, I'm not saying that every guy who's into dickgirl might just be in the closet, but... have you tried gay porn? You might like it. Just coming at you as a friend here.

Because there are these things called strap-ons that are much easier to handwave. You don't have to do "magic spell on my alien biology during time travel!" You can just buy them at your local sex shop. It's still a lesbian enacting coitus, just without getting you freaky looks for fancying she-males.

By the way, this post right here? It means I'm going to start posting Teen Titans dickgirl art here for critique (read: mockery). Because this stuff is LOLarious, I swear. It's like... some of it is in-character. I AM JUST SAYING THAT THERE ARE CERTAIN WAYS TOON!STARFIRE COULD BE EXPECTED TO REACT TO HAVING A PENIS AND SOME OF THEM ARE MORE PROBABLE THAN OTHERS.

ETC: Plz to not be defriending me, they will be behind a cut.

Comments

[mcity.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the penis is divorced from it's sexual connotation, at least directly. It could simply a physical representation of aggression, removed from context and transposed onto the objects of their desire; those with such a fetish could want the woman to be aggressive in their sexual pursuits, subverting the role normally held by the male.

I am far too good at BS. You'd think I'd have gotten better grades in college English.