If Chuck Norris were a Manazon
Jul. 27th, 2010 08:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficChuck Norris's jet isn't invisible, it just scares the light away from it.
Chuck Norris's lasso doesn't make people tell the truth. His feet do.
Chuck Norris's pee is a golden healing ray. Too bad he never urinates.
Chuck Norris doesn't guard the Underworld. Guarding implies the possibility of escape. Chuck Norris closes the Underworld.
Chuck Norris's lasso doesn't make people tell the truth. His feet do.
Chuck Norris's pee is a golden healing ray. Too bad he never urinates.
Chuck Norris doesn't guard the Underworld. Guarding implies the possibility of escape. Chuck Norris closes the Underworld.
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